(even if you aren't vegan)
RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/75
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why do i still eat twiglets oh christ my belly
NOXIGAR: Maybe stop eating twiglets?
Transcript
{Open to the two}
QUINT: TRANSCRIPT?!?!? I WANT A CISSCRIPT
NOXIGAR: Yeah, I get the joke already and it's not funny.
HENRY: Check your privy, maestro. Don't make me begin celebrating my-
STATICY ANNOUNCER: SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA: THE SHIELD
NOXIGAR: ...the military alphabet makes it stupidly difficult to look at this with a non-straight face.
{Three men dressed in black riot geard
NOXIGAR: I always shave my geard because if I don't I look like I have a neckgeard, and neckgeards are frowned upon.
walk down the stairs as Quint and Henry get ready to defend themselves}
HENRY: This is slammin'
{Inspired with a newfound confidence, the men dressed in black leave them be, crying}
NOXIGAR: I was kind of hoping for Quint to get his ass kicked by those guys in black. That's too bad.
QUINT: Have you ever tried blu-tac? It's like a healthy alternative to gum
{End}
NOXIGAR: No, but blue-tac makes me wish Lex had any initiative to work on Katawa Hearts.
