RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/71

Man Wales sure is a shitty country

NOXIGAR: Didn't Lex used to live in Wales?

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: So, Quint, what are your thoughts on paint?

QUINT: Paint has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help him survive. Be a survivor, don't smoke.

NOXIGAR: Paint has bad habits? I wonder if he's just super weird??

HENRY: I couldn't agree more. Hell, let's ring up paint now.

{Henry pulls out a phone and dials a number. After a brief ringing, someone picks up the phone}

PAINT: {Over the phone} FHJDHGFDJSGHJDSGFJ, KSJFDJFHDSJFHDF!!!!!!!!!

NOXIGAR: Makes me wish I knew what Paint was saying. A translation would be nice.

QUINT: Hey Paint, I was just curious on your thoughts on the news that Catherine Tate will be playing Jim Carrey in their new biopic?

PAINT: JHFDJHFUISUDISUDF. JSDFHDJFHFHFHASD? AHSFJDHFDJHAKJIASFJ.

QUINT: Ahahaha, classic Paint. Keep your taint dry.

NOXIGAR: That's a saying I never heard before and never want to hear again.

See you!!

{Quint puts down the phone}

HENRY: steven moffat sucks

NOXIGAR: Yes, yes he does.

and respect the gays

NOXIGAR: Was Paint your Token Gay character that you used only to leave this Author Tract behind?

{End}

NOXIGAR: I guess my hatred of Orson Scott Card is finally justifiable as more than him being a pathetically bad sci fi writer.