RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/17

This one carries on from another one, y'all

NOXIGAR: Thank you for making that transparent.

Transcript

{Open to a black screen with the text "Previously..." on it}

DEEP-VOICED...VOICE: Previously on the world's greatest.

{Cut to the scene from episode 14}

QUINT: Uhh...Because....uh...I'm going to shower.

HENRY: Can't you just shed your skin?

QUINT: No, that's not excusey enough.

{But back to the black screen}

DEEP VOICED VOICE: And now, the conclusion.

NOXIGAR: Does anybody say that anymore?

{Cut to Quint in the shower. He's wearing a shower cap}

QUINT: {Singing} EIGHTEEN-FIFTY REALLY NIFTY, MILLARD FILLMORE'S IN! YOUNG AND FIERCE WAS FRANK-

{The shower turns off}

NOXIGAR: Quint forgot to pay the bills. Or is Henry the top in this relationship?

QUINT: Whuh? Oh, for christ's sake. {Shouting} HENRY, WHAT THE HELL

HENRY: {Voice only} I'M USING THE WATER TO MAKE THIS PACKET OF BAGELS DANCE}

NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure putting water on bagels just makes them taste worse than they already do.

QUINT: What? That is far too off the wall and zany for me.

{Cut to Henry. In the place Quint normally stands is a giant water wheel with a packet of bagels on it}

HENRY: Hee hee hee, heee

NOXIGAR: These people must be entertainment-deprived if they find giant water wheels with packets of bagels on them funny.

{Quint walks out of behind Henry's door in a towel}

QUINT: Oh my god, that's amazing.

HENRY: I know, right?

{End}

NOXIGAR: It's good to know nothing substantive happened this episode, and that the notion of continuity is spat on by the author.