RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/77

1 o clock 2 o clock 4 o clock BUTT

NOXIGAR: It must always be Butt O'Clock in the universe of The World's Greatest.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

THE TWO: Hello, I'm the two!

{Cut to the two, the two being Quint and Henry}

HENRY: Burnt Oak, South Kensington, Canada Water, Mornington Crescent. BOOM!

QUINT: how are you so good at this game

HENRY: Some say I have a gift. Others say I obsessively spend every waking moment detailing tube stations. Both are wrong.

NOXIGAR: So he's not actually good at this game?

QUINT: You're probably right.

HENRY: Damn right, I'm right.

{Shooooort Paaauuuuse}

NOXIGAR: Why did you drag out that short pause? That makes the pause not short, Strong Intelligent.

HENRY: I'm bored of Mornington Crescent now.

QUINT: Me too. Maybe we should play something else?

NOXIGAR: I'd recommend League of Legends, but I imagine that Quint would suck at it.

HENRY: Russian Roulette!!

QUINT: in home country we call it yankee killer

{Henry pulls out a gun and murders Quint}

QUINT: That hurt

HENRY: Sorry, I was just annoyed about your suggestion not being Mornington Crescent.

NOXIGAR: Wait is the game called Mornington Crescent?

QUINT: You win this time, helicopter fuck

{End}

{Short pause, then Noxigar sighs in exhaustion.}
NOXIGAR: Just a couple more of these lousy episodes, and then I'm free to riff something else.