RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/33

Oh, dang! Drink up that sauce!

NOXIGAR: Why?

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: You know what's really cute? When a bear stands up on it's hind legs.

NOXIGAR: its hind legs.

HENRY: Yeah. Say, aren't you a bear?

QUINT: No, I'm a koala. I spend most of my time in bushes, down the trousers of hairy Australian men and in bloody annoying talkative helicopters.

NOXIGAR: Wait, so you're in Henry's pants?

HENRY: Sorry.

QUINT: I do know a bear though. His name is Oakley and we play cards on weekends.

NOXIGAR: This gives me an idea for Wikihood.

HENRY: Oh really? What kind?

QUINT: Ehhh, snap mostly.

HENRY: Oh, I'm good at snap, I'll play you.

QUINT: Sure, just get the deck of cards out.

{Short pause}

NOXIGAR: I wish I knew how to play snap.

HENRY: Uhh...

{End}