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that bit in to kill a mockingbird where she croons "po-ork"

NOXIGAR: I don't remember that part of To Kill a Mockingbird.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: So. Henrazzle. How's your gumption?

HENRY: My gumption is through the goddamn roof, pal, how's yours?

QUINT: You know I don't have gumption, why would you bring that up you dingleberry

NOXIGAR: Something about this sentence is ironic. Alas, I cannot put my finger on it.

HENRY: HURR HURR U SAY DINGLE BERRY SO EDGY AND KEWL

NOXIGAR: Apparently this is making fun of people who fake swear. Cool, cool, I can get behind it considering how Tumblr occasionally makes fake swearing a thing.

QUINT: i know right???

HENRY:' eheh yeah it is pretty funny.

{Short pause}'

QUINT: So.....do you wanna kiss?

HENRY: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK LET'S DO I-

{End}

NOXIGAR: It's too bad Quint and Henry are probably never going to kiss each other onscreen.