RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/81

i'm the motherflippin

NAMINE: Decided to come back to this, I see?

NOXIGAR: Yeah, he actually updated it and I didn't actually swear it off.
NAMINE: So, did you grow to like this? Or...?
NOXIGAR: Not particularly. The episodes are all too short for me to really consider this well-off.
NAMINE: Tough.
NOXIGAR: I do suppose Ben's going to have an eventual giggle. "Aw yeah, Namine agrees with me Gary; get with the program, and stop being mofuckin' wary"
NAMINE: I'm not sure Ben would start a rap career.
NOXIGAR: That WUW Championship Belt of his convinces me otherwise.

NAMINE: I'm not sure Ben has the chops; let's rephrase.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: I was once a child

HENRY: I was once two children

QUINT: My reddit comment has three children

NOXIGAR: My inability to recognize where the children are on Reddit makes me question if there's four children.

HENRY: screw reddit i'm kanye

NAMINE: screw kanye i'm reddit

NOXIGAR: How can you be a whole website?
NAMINE: I'm also Tumblr. And Desty.

NOXIGAR: I didn't think you'd actually go that far.

QUINT: I'm Can't Ye. I can't ye. I never have been able too. BUT I BELIEVE.

HENRY: I want to believe

NAMINE: You have to do what?

NOXIGAR: I gotta redeem!
NAMINE: You gotta do what?
NOXIGAR: I gotta receive!
NAMINE: You better do what?
NOXIGAR: I gotta relieve!
NAMINE: But most of all, what?

NOXIGAR: I gotta believe!

QUINT: The truth is out there.

{Camera zooms out}

THE TRUTH: I'm hiding

NOXIGAR: {lightly chuckles} That was actually pretty good.

{End}