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'''NAMINE:''' You can't go wrong with CBBC.</blockquote> | '''NAMINE:''' You can't go wrong with CBBC.</blockquote> | ||
*[[/The World's Greatest/86|Episode Eighty-Six: The Binding of Fly-saac: Rebirds]] | *[[/The World's Greatest/86|Episode Eighty-Six: The Binding of Fly-saac: Rebirds]] | ||
| − | *[[The World's Greatest/87|Episode Eighty-Seven: Big Hero 87]] | + | *[[/The World's Greatest/87|Episode Eighty-Seven: Big Hero 87]] |
| − | *[[The World's Greatest/88|Episode Eighty-Eight: To Pimp a Helicopter]] | + | *[[/The World's Greatest/88|Episode Eighty-Eight: To Pimp a Helicopter]] |
| − | *[[The World's Greatest/98|Episode Eighty-Nine: Good Koala Maad City]] | + | *[[/The World's Greatest/98|Episode Eighty-Nine: Good Koala Maad City]] |
| − | *[[The World's Greatest/90|Episode Ninety: Section: Ninety]] | + | *[[/The World's Greatest/90|Episode Ninety: Section: Ninety]] |
| − | *[[The World's Greatest/91|Episode Ninety-one: An Evening with Quint]] | + | *[[/The World's Greatest/91|Episode Ninety-one: An Evening with Quint]] |
| − | [[ | + | <blockquote>''{Noxigar accidentally spills coffee on the page.}''</blockquote> |
| + | [[/LostEpisode|Episode 14: Crash]] | ||
| + | <blockquote>''{A portal to the Lost Episode opens. Before Noxigar can do anything, Namine jumps in and the portal closes.}''<br> | ||
| + | '''NOXIGAR:''' Guess it's just me tonight, with the Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin that we both ordered. :( </blockquote> | ||
==nah== | ==nah== | ||
Latest revision as of 05:01, 3 December 2015
NOXIGAR: Aagh! What is this image and why will it haunt my dreams tonight?!
And by greatest I mean "most curmedgeonly"
NOXIGAR: Wait so this is promising The World's Greatest to be "The World's Most Sourpussly."
NOXIGAR: 'Cause curmudgeon is the correct spelling, and curmudgeon essentially means bad-tempered, difficult, or cantankerous.
NOXIGAR: I'm going to surmise this is par for the course in regards to Strong Intelligent's mannerisms in regards to me. After all, he was hesitant about me riffing his thing when I suggested it to myself and he doesn't really like a majority of my riffs. I can't blame him, personally, as a few are somewhat mediocre due to the source material being that bad (see: GAME 1 - I'm never going to finish that because GAME 1 is too boring to riff).
THEME SONG: "Oooooh, I'm a snaaake, and I'm here to tell you my secrets!"
NOXIGAR: I'd like to hear those secrets over some tea.
now maybe my mother will love me
THE SHOW
This show is about Quint, a koala bear and his talking helicopter friend called Henry.
NOXIGAR: This is a premise that sounds promising.However, it is only pronounced "HENRAHHHHGH". Every episode is simply Quint and Henry's journey from Andorra to Maine, which takes several years.
NOXIGAR: Pray tell, where is Andorra?
EPISODES
NOXIGAR: Uh, shouldn't "A New Hope" be what Episode 4 is called?
- Episode four: Bananarama
- Episode five: Quint's baby
- Episode six: A Very Special Episode of The World's Greatest
NOXIGAR: It doesn't seem that special, to be honest.
- Episode seven: This episode sucks balls
- Episode eight: Quint and Henry and Poochie
- Episode nine: TWG SMACKDOWN!
- Episode ten: The Return of the King
- Episode Eleven: The World's Greatest U
NOXIGAR: So... it's like an HD version of your previous system?
- Episode Twelve: Season Finale
- Episode Thirteen: The One where the title is similar to a Friend's episode
NOXIGAR: Despite my positive memories of Friends, I wouldn't want this to be similar to that show in episode quality.
- Episode Fourteen: My Theme Naming
- Episode Fifteen: Dead Man's Chest (I assure you the undertaker's pecs are very attractive)
NOXIGAR: I fixed that parentheses which would otherwise be missing. Also, I don't really care that much about the Undertaker and don't find anybody's pecs attractive.
- Episode Sixteen: Super The World's Greatest Bros.
- Episode Seventeen: Ocarina of Time
- Episode Eighteen: The World's Greatest 2 Turbo HD edition
NOXIGAR: I hope the episode's longer than The World's Greatest 2. I don't think I ever got the Turbo expansion.
- Episode nineteen: With Special Guest
- Episode Twenty: On Ice!
- Episode Twenty-one: On Fire!
- Episode Twenty-two: The White Episode
NOXIGAR: I'm not sure why Episode 22 isn't called "On Water!" since that's what you'd get when you mix ice and enough heat to melt it.
- Episode Twenty-three: i don't know, cats or something
- Episode Twenty-four: Simon Sullivan's Silky Book
- Episode Twenty-five: A title that has something to do with the episode
NOXIGAR: As far as I can tell, none of these titles have anything to do with the episodes they correspond with.
- Episode Twenty-six: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Episode Twenty-seven: Franz Kafka's Koala
- Episode Twenty-eight: Episode the twenty-eigth: The Hellish Helicopter
- Episode Twenty-nine: Words and the like
- Episode Thirty: 6 to the power of 9
NOXIGAR: For StroHersh's sake I'll pretend this wasn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.
NOXIGAR: Ooh, I wonder how gritty it'll be?!
- Episode Thirty-three: The Musical
- Episode Thirty-four: Inception
- Episode Thirty-five: A steaming pile of dump
NOXIGAR: That's what every episode of The World's Greatest is, though. Especially Episode Nineteen or whatever.
- Episode Thirty-six: Cereal Baby
- Episode Thirty-six point five: Intermission
- Episode Thirty-seven: For real this time
- Episode Thirty-eight: OH DEAR GOD NOT THIS AGAIN
NOXIGAR: My sentiments exactly.
- Episode Thirty-nine: Straight outta Andorra
- Episode Forty: Friendship is riding in a helicopter for an undisclosed amount of time, which is sort of magical
- Episode Forty-one: Jumping the Shark
NOXIGAR: Jumping the shark implies The World's Greatest can get worse. This is upsetting for a lot of reasons.
NOXIGAR: Isn't that in of itself a "Douglas Adams joke"?
- Episode Forty-three: Life, the universe, and everything.
- Episode Forty-four: Hedge Menders, assemble! ...yes, that was the best I could do.
- Episode Forty-five: Never mind the bollocks, here's The World's Greatest!
- Episode Forty-six: The World's Greatest: RED VERSION
NOXIGAR: If This is the RED version, I shudder to think what the BLUE version would have been like.
- Episode Forty-seven: TWG Smartglass
- Episode Forty-eight: The Wrong Tires
- Episode Forty-nine: Hurt and Helicoptery
- Episode Fifty: 50
NOXIGAR: Wow, so milestone. Very innovative. Such impressive.
- Episode Fity-one: The Thrilling Conclusion
- Episode Fifty-two: The Amazing Koalaman
- Episode Fifty-three: The Dark Koala Rises
NOXIGAR: Do you expect to be victorious? Because victory has already defeated you.
NOXIGAR: AUGUSTUS GLOOP, AUGUSTUS GLOOP, THE MEAN AND GREEDY NINCOMPOOP. AUGUSTUS GLOOP, SO INFANTILE, HE DESERVES TO BE THERE FOR A WHILE.
- Episode Fifty-five: Wow I actually forgot about this
- Episode Fifty-six: Behind the Scenes
- Episode Fifty-seven: 19: 3
NOXIGAR: I don't always get the jokes within 5 seconds of them being told, but when I do get the jokes within 5 seconds they tend to be terrible jokes.
- Episode Fifty-eight: The World's Greatest doesn't make episodes, but if they did, they'd probably be the best episodes in the world.
- Episode Fifty-nine: World's Greatest spin-off showcase
- Episode Sixty(!): You only live twice, or 13 times if you're a time lord
NOXIGAR: I always feel like a Time Lord whenever I'm anywhere, honestly. I'm always that out-of-place.
- Episode Sixty-one: Modern WarBear
- Episode Sixty-two: The Christmas Episode
- Episode Sixty-three: The Climbing on trees in search of eucalyptus leaves Dead
- Episode Sixty-four: Playstation
NOXIGAR: Naming an episode based on the best console series ever is a good way to show hidden quality. Maybe The World's Greatest isn't entirely terrible after all- nah, I'm kidding, even if someone made a fanstuff that referenced everything I liked and handled it reasonably well I'd still have to take an objective glance at it in case it winds up having mediocre writing.
- Episode Sixty-five: Nominated for an Academy Award
- Episode Sixty-six: Fresh Prince of the air (you know because he's a helicopter?)
- Episode Sixty-seven: Into LIGHTNESS jeez i crack myself up
- Episode Sixty-eight: an anime
- Episode Sixty-nine: this episode to be names after my favourite sex position, the flesh headphones
NOXIGAR: I'll pretend for StroHersh's sake that this isn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.
NOXIGAR: Most TV shows have more lines of dialogue than ten in each episode.
NOXIGAR: I get the feeling you already have Mace Swinger.
NOXIGAR: For what it's worth, I actually don't mind these Steam titles being appropriated into TWG Episode titles, since some of these are actually kind of creative.
NOXIGAR: His admittance of how shoddy these titles all are is really unnerving. It makes me wish he actually tried to write well, is all.
- Episode Seventy-five: Documentary
- Episode Seventy-six: Brave New World
- Episode Seventy-seven: FTL: Faster than Lhenry
- Episode Seventy-eight: Moominquint at Sea
- Episode Seventy-nine: Enemy Unknown
- Episode Eighty: Justin from Luther is in this episode
NOXIGAR: I wish I watched Luther so I could get the joke of this episode title.
- Episode Eighty-one: I'm a koala bear... get me out of here!
- Episode Eighty-two: Henrycrantz and Quintenstern are dead
- Episode Eighty-three: The World's Greatest Among Us
- Episode Eighty-Four: Revelations/Revolution/Retribution/Reloaded/Return
- Episode Eighty-five: Animated Trailer ft. Remolay
NAMINE: Is this link like the Aruseus Emails episode in that I'd have to-
NOXIGAR: Nah, nothing obtrusive has to be downloaded and I still wouldn't riff this anyway.
NAMINE: You can't go wrong with CBBC.
NAMINE: How come?
NOXIGAR: Remolay's voice is actually pretty awesome-sounding for Henry.
NAMINE: And what about Quint?
NOXIGAR: I don't think he actually says anything, unless he's the one inviting me to watch The World's Greatest on CBBC.
- Episode Eighty-Six: The Binding of Fly-saac: Rebirds
- Episode Eighty-Seven: Big Hero 87
- Episode Eighty-Eight: To Pimp a Helicopter
- Episode Eighty-Nine: Good Koala Maad City
- Episode Ninety: Section: Ninety
- Episode Ninety-one: An Evening with Quint
{Noxigar accidentally spills coffee on the page.}
{A portal to the Lost Episode opens. Before Noxigar can do anything, Namine jumps in and the portal closes.}
NOXIGAR: Guess it's just me tonight, with the Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin that we both ordered. :(
nah
nah
NOXIGAR: What's the point of this? To be salty at me?
