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NOXIGAR: Aagh! What is this image and why will it haunt my dreams tonight?!

And by greatest I mean "most curmedgeonly"

NOXIGAR: Wait so this is promising The World's Greatest to be "The World's Most Sourpussly."

NOXIGAR: 'Cause curmudgeon is the correct spelling, and curmudgeon essentially means bad-tempered, difficult, or cantankerous.

NOXIGAR: I'm going to surmise this is par for the course in regards to Strong Intelligent's mannerisms in regards to me. After all, he was hesitant about me riffing his thing when I suggested it to myself and he doesn't really like a majority of my riffs. I can't blame him, personally, as a few are somewhat mediocre due to the source material being that bad (see: GAME 1 - I'm never going to finish that because GAME 1 is too boring to riff).

THEME SONG: "Oooooh, I'm a snaaake, and I'm here to tell you my secrets!"

NOXIGAR: I'd like to hear those secrets over some tea.
now maybe my mother will love me

THE SHOW

This show is about Quint, a koala bear and his talking helicopter friend called Henry.

NOXIGAR: This is a premise that sounds promising.
However, it is only pronounced
Henry
"HENRAHHHHGH".
Quint
Every episode is simply Quint and Henry's journey from Andorra to Maine, which takes several years.
NOXIGAR: Pray tell, where is Andorra?

EPISODES

NOXIGAR: Uh, shouldn't "A New Hope" be what Episode 4 is called?
NOXIGAR: It doesn't seem that special, to be honest.
NOXIGAR: So... it's like an HD version of your previous system?
NOXIGAR: Despite my positive memories of Friends, I wouldn't want this to be similar to that show in episode quality.
NOXIGAR: I fixed that parentheses which would otherwise be missing. Also, I don't really care that much about the Undertaker and don't find anybody's pecs attractive.
NOXIGAR: I hope the episode's longer than The World's Greatest 2. I don't think I ever got the Turbo expansion.
NOXIGAR: I'm not sure why Episode 22 isn't called "On Water!" since that's what you'd get when you mix ice and enough heat to melt it.
NOXIGAR: As far as I can tell, none of these titles have anything to do with the episodes they correspond with.
NOXIGAR: For StroHersh's sake I'll pretend this wasn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.
NOXIGAR: Ooh, I wonder how gritty it'll be?!
NOXIGAR: That's what every episode of The World's Greatest is, though. Especially Episode Nineteen or whatever.
NOXIGAR: My sentiments exactly.

Episode 14: Crash

nah

nah

NOXIGAR: What's the point of this? To be salty at me?