The World's Greatest/52

Hello friends

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: And to eat? Plain bread.

QUINT: What, no butter?

HENRY: Nope.

QUINT: Not even strawberry jam?

{Short pause}

HENRY: Jam?

QUINT: What's wrong with jam?

HENRY: Nothing I love it, but why did you go butter THEN jam? Surely jam is more of a luxury than butter? I mean, what about margarine? What about smooth peanut butter? Seriously, those are both less than butter and jam. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, FUCKING JAM!? JAM!? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!?!?!

{Henry begins hyperventialating}

QUINT: WOah, calm down ma-

HENRY: NO TIME TO FUCKING CALM IT, YOU TALKED ABOUT JAM! JAM! JAM! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A GODDAMNED WORD ANYMORE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER BEEN

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