The World's Greatest/49

bagel

Transcript

{open to the two}

QUINT: Say, old buddy old friend, it's time for the shopping list.

HENRY: Alright, what do you want?

QUINT: Yoghurt.

{Short pause}

QUINT: That's it.

HENRY: Fine then, god.

{Short pause}

QUINT: So when's it due?

HENRY: What?

QUINT: The shopping.

HENRY: Haven't ordered it.

QUINT: Oh.

HENRY: We're also flying through the air, no way we could get it.

QUINT: Well, they could fire it out of a rocket launcher or something.

HENRY: Please, we fly way to fast to be hit by a rocket launcher.

QUINT: You're probably right there. Always putting my fears to rest, you!

HENRY: Shut up.

QUINT: :<

HENRY: :D

{Short pause}

QUINT: Goddamn I'm happy we can verbalise emoticons.

HENRY: Me neither.

{Short pause}

QUINT: Fuck me we're bori-

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