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Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/chaaaaaaaallenge
Contents
Overview
Markie veni, vidi, and vici's a challenge. Not that he cares what it means.
Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, BurninatorBoombox, Thatkidsam
Transcript
MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} I want pudding! E-mail pudding! {presses enter}
Dear Maruku
Hey! I was wondering if you would accept a
Cul, LucKalia
challenge. If so, email me back telling me
where.
Hoping for a challenge
MARKIE: {pronounces "LucKalia" as "Lew-KAY-lee-UH"} Uh...{presses enter, starts typing} Well, Cul, it seems you are asking me for a chaaaaaaallenge. {types in "CHALLENGE"} But I'm not Maruku. Maruku is my what you call "20X6" {"two-oh-ecks-six"} form. In the year 2078. In Utah. Possibly where Maddox lives. I dunno. But you can't have that challenge. And LucKalia is off the Plitian and New Terra map. I think it's in Antarctica, or in Alaska, where the people are against oil spillage. But, in a nutshell, looks like this is another job for...
{Pan out. Cue fanfare and glorious choir.}
SINGERS: THE SPECIALIST!!! One one one one one!
{BurninatorBoombox jumps in.}
BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Hi, Markie! Scoot over a bit. {camera angle facing Bluey. BurninatorBoombox faces the e-mail.} Dear Maruku...don't you mean MAAKU? That's Markie's Japanese name.
MARKIE: {off-screen} Not really. It's transliterate.
BURNINATORBOOMBOX: {continues reading} Hey, I was wondering if you could...{pauses}...accepting challenge, blah blah blah, sincerely penguin future, generic off-map name. Wow, this guy's been reading too much fantasy fiction lately.
MARKIE: No. He's Ekul's 20X6 form.
BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Did you spoil the joke?
MARKIE: Nah. I don't know how to answer this, though. I would forward this to Maruku, but, uh, it's cliché. {starts typing} But, Cul, since you're so eager to ask for a challenge, tell Ekul that I'm going to face him off in a hot dog contest. The one who chops the most hotdogs wins...popsicles. SENT!!!
{BSOD: "EMAIL SENT!" appears, then fades.}
BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Wow, what a crappy way to end an off-era e-mail.
MARKIE: Amen to that, brother.
{The hologram projector comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "2078" to bring up a postcard of Projectile City, Utah. Click the postcard to see the back side.
- Click on BurninatorBoombox at the end to see Markie talking to other people about challenges.
Easter Egg Transcript
{Markie is standing outside the treehouse, holding his PET next to his left cheek.}
MARKIE: ...and when you're done, could you PLEASE send that customized PS9K over to my house via warp pipe? I'm dying to play my new video games I made from...tin cans and...scruff.
THATKIDSAM: ...uh, what's a PS9K? Is it one of those custom rip-offs of one of my computers? If not, then... {whispers} Hey, Icreature, you know what a PS9K is?
{Markie sighs, presses a button on the PET, and hangs up.}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The PS9K is possibly an inspiration from Thatkidsam's e-mails, which explains the easter egg. It'll be used as A MOD for the Bluey in later times, you'll see.
- This is the second time Markie's spoiled the backwards name jokes for Ekul.
Remarks
- The back of the postcard says:
Dear Markie, How are you, you big lug? It's me, Maruku. Projectile city is one heckuva riot. Don't come here. It's...bad. -MARUKU TEH PWNAGE
Inside References
- This is the second time we see the BSOD "SENT!!!" functionality.
- The return of the SPECIALIST JOKE!!!!!!!1111111
Real-World References
- The opening is a reference to Under Construction.
The Bluey OS 289 Presents... |
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BLUEY OS 289 EMAILS: fights | Mario | toad | Bowser | Virus Inc. | Virus Inc. 2 | Grammar | Crossfusion | Badgers | Stuntz | Crap-e Diminish Cap | hat | Markie the Slayin' Yoshinator | Sly Cooper | foods | hack'd | chaaaaaaallenge | the horrors | jerk? | backlog | Markie the American Dadgronidol | amusements | PWNZORS | TimeShine | boombox | matrix | THE Yoshi | Iraq | psychic | formatting | font special | font special mock 2 | Luigi | secret weapon | subliminal message redux | TheyMightBeG | digimon?! EMAIL SHARDS: ENGRISH: THE MOVIE!!!!!!!11111 | Expalanation of Markie's 20X6 Series | Teh PS9X Ad (not to be confused with PS9K) | Hallow's Days 2005 |