Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/backlog

WARNING! THIS EMAIL DOES NOT MEET MBPR INCORPORATED STANDARDS! HELP STANDARDIZE THIS AND WE'LL ALL BE HAPPY!!!

Overview

Markie needs to do some clumputer keen-up. Erm, Computer Cleanup.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Drastics, BurninatorBoombox

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in "Markie_email_inbox.exe"} Yeah! Ooh! Twenty-first e-mail! Need to think of a better e-mail foreword! {presses enter}

Hey d00d!
It's time you cleansed your compy of gritty stuff.
I did, and I had 634,925 Virii in my comp!
-The Widget Crewl

MARKIE: {pronouces "Crewl" as "Crawl"} Well, Fizzy Cruelty, uh...I won't get back to you on that. Maybe later. {presses enter}

CLEANING TIME PROGROSSUM V2.1

MARKIE: Ah, there we go.

What would you like to do today?

*Clean the computer of unwanted programisms
*Eat stuff
*DON'T BLOW WORLD UP

MARKIE: Hmmm...hmmm...aha! {clicks on the first option}

{Cut to Shroomery Labs, where BurninatorBoombox and Drastics are.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: So then he was all like, "Oh-em-eff-are dubya-teh-effzors! TEH APSPARTALYPSE!!!"

{pause}

DRASTICS: I have no idea what you just said.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: HEATHEN.

{Suddenly, the panic light goes off, and there is a red opacity flash.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: AGGGGH-{close-up}-BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!

DRASTICS: {pan out} GASP! Something must be wrong with the system. I'm not sure what, but...{zooms off}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Hey! Wait! Come back! Come BAAAAAAAAACK!!! I didn't mean to start a global crisis!

{Cut back to you-know-where}

Status...99% complete

DONE

MARKIE: Hmm...it's done. Now I'm off to see the next global crisis.

{The hologram projector comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "DONE" to see what's happening with the global crisis at Shroomery Labs.

Fun Facts

• BurninatorBoombox says "AGGGGHBLBLBLBLBL", the very famous HRWiki phrase and running gag.