Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/Hallow's Days

Overview

Inspired by Thatkidsam, Markie is away at trick or treating and misses the fun. Koopantiero galore!

Cast (in order of appearance): Macro Henchmen, Koopantiero, Toad Guy, An Ice Machine, Joey the Otaku Chorch, Sr. Blaugh, Markie, Homsar, BurninatorBoombox, Mighty Warriors, Lower Mans

Transcript

{Cut to Markie’s Treehouse, which is now in perfect condition, save for a few metal patches on the trunk and the top platform being partly defunct. Cut to inside the treehouse. Koopantiero is stuffing ninja stars inside oranges and spreading whipped cream on them. A Macro Henchman comes up to him.}

MACRO HENCHMAN #4: Sir, Koopantiero, we’ve bought the candy with no suspicion at all.

KOOPANTIERO {not looking} Did you buy the poisonous marshamallows?

{Macro Henchman #4 is befuddled by this. Cut to the Super Mushroom Mart. The same Toad Guy from Virus Inc. 2 at the express lane, trying to bash a bag of black marshmallows against the scanner. The other six Macro Henchmen are standing in line.}

TOAD GUY: WHY! WON’T! YOU! OPERATE!

{A henchman’s hand reaches from off-screen and grabs the Toad Guy by the neck, and throws him off-screen. Cut back to the treehouse. Koopantiero is now stuffing Shruiken inside tuna subs.}

KOOPANTIERO: I’ll take your silence as a maybe not.

MACRO HENCHMAN #4: Well, there were problems-

KOOPANTIERO: Not a word.

{Silence. Then, a knock on the door.}

KOOPANTIERO: HEY, IDIOTS! WE HAVE AN AUTOMATED PASSWORD SYSTEM YOU KNOW!

{More knocking.}

KOOPANTIERO: Well, this razor trick better be worth it…Henchman number #4, guard the premises.

An Ice Machine and Joey the Otaku Chorch

{Cut to the front door. It opens, and surprisingly, An Ice Machine and Joey The Otaku Chorch are there. An Ice Machine is Ruben Studdard, and is wearing a torn “209” T-Shirt, and Joey is that Alric guy from Full Metal Alchemist, complete with cloak and wig.}

KOOPANTIERO: What thy crap? What the heck are you guys doing here? You’re not those guys from that arctic contraption, are you?

JOEY: Um, no we’re not! We’re cosplayers on Halloween and we like to toilet paper houses for brunch!

ICE MACHINE: Give us some candy or I will ice you with clothing lines from that brand I wear!

{Three items appear on-screen. A stick of butter, an ice cube, and a nerve gas bomb.}

Stick of Butter

ICE MACHINE: Ugh, I don’t eat this. This is too yellowish.

JOEY: Hey, I can probably alchemize this. Watch. {is in deep thought, opens eyes a few seconds later} Okay, forget it. {door closes}

Ice Cube

ICE MACHINE: HOLY CRAP! MY FAVORITE!!! {muches on ice cube, and snow comes out from the top hatch, covering the doorway. It closes shut.}

Nerve Gas Bomb

JOEY: I had experience with this in the first grade! {Nerve Gas Bomb opens up, and Joey falls to the ground} Ungh…I dead…{door closes}

Sr. Blaugh

{Open the door again, this time Sr. Blaugh is in, an anthromorphic Blargg he is. He’s dressed up as Donald Trump.}

SR. BLAUGH: You’re fired. Nah, just kidding.

{Three items appear on screen. A bowl of chicken noodle soup, a prototype bread launcher, and a toothpick.}

Chicken Noodle Soup

SR. BLAUGH: You make the worst soup, you hear me? You’re fired, I guess. {door closes}

Prototype Bread Launcher

{A missile quickly comes out from the bottom of the screen and hits Sr. Blaugh. Smoke covers the screen, and when it fades, Sr. Blaugh is now just a puddle of lava. Door closes.}

Toothpick

SR. BLAUGH: Ha, you sucker! I need this toothpick to tear down your forces!!!

KOOPANTIERO: Say what?!

{The door quickly closes.}

Bowser

{The door opens. Bowser is in the doorway, dressed as…um…a Koopa Shell.}

BOWSER: I am the king of the Koopas! Demand me some candy or be spun outta control!

{Three items: a slice of toast painted in red, a Fire Flower, and a football.}

Toastpaint

{Bowser breathes a stream of fire from one of the holes of the Koopa Shell and toasts the…toastpaint. He then eats it greedily. The door closes.}

Fire Flower

BOWSER: Hey, cool! I’ve always wanted one of these when I was a kid. Maybe the less likely. Now to go set Mario’s house on fire. {door closes}

Football

BOWSER: Well, the least you could do is say “you suck” or something like that.

TOAD GUY #1: {off-screen} THERE’S THE KING KOOPA!!! SLAY HIM AND SELL HIS COSTUME ON EBAY!!!

BOWSER: {gulps, door closes}

Later that night…

{Cut to Markie on the rooftops chasing Homsar. It is now dawn. He stops when he lands on the sidewalk, and turns around. We see the sign “ALL THAT CRAP COSTUME PALACE AND MORE”. The mini-store is seen, with a little sign that says “SCALP WANTED”. Markie looks through the window. He can see BurninatorBoombox dressed as Mr. Saturn from Earthbound. Suddenly, Homsar pops up next to him, surprisingly dressed as…Squeaky.}

HOMSAR: {muffled} DaAaAaAaAaA!!! You found the circle that marks the dot!

MARKIE: What the? How did…oh, wait, just a plotline. Easy now, Markie, don’t break the fourth wall.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: {off-screen} Hi Markie!

{Pan out, Markie is screaming like the Commander wood. He stops after a few seconds.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Dude, it’s officially Hally-woon on the 31st of 2079. I’m dressed as that whiskers guy that helps Ness out on…stuff.

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! A sith knight who fights for honor is a shame in the neck!

MARKIE: Oh, almost forgot. Uh…let’s see if I can dress up as-

{Markie’s PET rings. He takes it out from his saddle pocket and holds it to his ear.}

MARKIE: Haldo? Not the Mendelev and Dongolev Roast Kerrek residence speaking. How mays I help you?

SR. BLAUGH: {from other line} You’re hired!

MARKIE: W-wha? Senior Blargg?

SR. BLAUGH: I just got a toothpick! WE’LL BUST YOU OUT OF 2079 IN NO TIME-

{Static. Markie puts the PET away.}

MARKIE: Okay, interrupted thoughts over. Now if I were to dress up as someone…

FIVE MIZZLE-INUTES LATAH…

{Cut to the costume shop. Markie is now Sly Cooper, complete with cane, hat, and all that other stuff.}

MARKIE: Well?

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: No offense, but for a complete costume, you need pants. And by pants I mean TRIPLISTPANTS.

MARKIE: Ah, okay.

AND OTHUH FIVE MIZZLE-INUTES LATAH…

{Cut to the costume shop again. Markie is now Dante Sparda of Devil May Cry fame. He is wielding the Sparda sword around.}

MARKIE: Hey, whaddya know, I have the powers of Devil Trigger in me after all!

{Nelo Angelo flies on-screen and knocks Markie off-screen.}

UM, ANOTHER FIVE MIZZLE-INUTES LATER…

{Cut to the costume shop once again. Markie is now Voldo from the Soul Calibur series. He’s wearing the Voldo-esque mask and has those claw-like weapons on his hands.}

HOMSAR: Duaaaaaaaah, having admittance, will need more spare lions!

MARKIE: Um, do I not look spardy enough?

{The tiny samurai warrior from TGS 10 comes out from one of the clothing racks nearby.}

WARRIOR: Discount cosplay shirts are no place for a mighty warrior!

{Suddenly, a million of tiny samurai warriors surround the three.}

MARKIE: Um, Dorothy, I don’t think we have an excardable Houston probalo anymore.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: IT’S A FREAKING CONSPIRACY!!! RUN FOR YOUR-

{Record scratch.}

one plan later…

{Cut to outside the “ALL THAT CRAP COSTUME PALACE AND MORE”. The three are walking away from it. Markie is in his Dante Sparda costume with bruises and bandages and other appendages on him. BurninatorBoombox is dented all over. Homsar in his Squeaky costume hasn’t suffered a hit.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Man, if Mr. Saturn was alive right now and shamed you for ruining a good Halloween, he’ll probably roll over in his tiny gravy.

MARKIE: Please spare the shame.

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAa!!! I am wearing a Squeaky costume as a G-Man! DaAaAaAaAaA!!! I am acting out of character!!! Aoaoaoaoaoaoaoa!!! I hide in my hat for kicks!

MARKIE: DANGIT! The only costume I’ve should’ve worn…

{Cut to Lower Mans in a nearby alley as a G-Man.}

LOWER MANS: I have disguised my voice, I am an illicit candy dealer and deal candy to children. I do not mean candy as drugs of sorts. I have dressed in this costume for I see everything. I will wish you a happy Halloween if you follow these three questions-

OKAY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

{The hologram projector comes down, saying “OH NOES, TEH HALLYWOON!!!”}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Happy Halloween" to see some outtakessssssss!!!!11111111

Fun Facts

Trivia

• This NSQE was inspired by Thatkidsam's halloween toon.
• For those of you who have temporary memory loss, the next half of the email continues off from the end of psychic.

Explanations

• Homsar goes OOC intentionally.

Remarks

• For a complete list of Halloween costumes, go to here.
• An Ice Machine and Joey from Other Character Email Ice Machine make an appearance due to, let's say time management.
• Koopantiero must have read the old plans for the treehouse before he shouted out the remark about an automated password system.
• If this keeps up, the two Toad Guys might be the first official running gag. Humbrates and the Specialist are short-term running gags now compared to this.

Inside References

• The bread launcher makes an appearance from TimeShine.

Real-World References

• The Squeaky costume comes from the secret land of tricks and treats, yo.
• The warrior from said TGS episode makes an appearance. Emails are no place for a mighty warrior, though.
• The "MIZZLE-INUTES" dealie is from the Einoo Email Siskel and Ebert call "plot?!".
• Obvious references with Markie's costumes...
  • The fact that Sly doesn't wear pants.
  • The fact that Dante is the son of the legendary knight Sparda, and that his last name is Sparda as well. Plus he can Devil Trigger. And that's Nelo Angelo, a fair practitioner.
  • Voldo is weird. He's obviously one the playable characters in Soul Calibur and soul calibuforth, and he lives to serve his master.
  • In the end, Markie stuck with the Dante costume.
• Markie's Dorothy and excardonous quote are references to that grartirimous guy with funnybettous hair, the phrase "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore", and that phrase "Houston, we have a problem".
• "one plan later" comes from that Space Tree episode Kill or Kick. I think it was BANNINATION.
• If you don't know what the toastpaint is, I pity you.