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Overview

Mashed topatoes!

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Drastics, Sr. Blaugh, ThunderLakitu, BurninatorBoombox

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} Na na na na na na na na BOMBSHELL E-MAIL!!! {presses enter}

Yo yo Yoshi foo!
What kinda stuff do you eat?
-stinkoman
Bowser's Castle (Prison)

{reads "Yo yo Yoshi foo!" as "The Yo-Yo Yoshi Buffoon!" and stops}

MARKIE: Whoa! You must be one of the homies from San Andreas. But in my literal sense, I don't know why I have so much bad Engrish. {continues reading, reads "-stinkoman" as "Capital ess tinkoman"} THE Stinkoman? I have problems. {presses enter, starts typing} What kinda stuff I eat, person of exty-six who is in the dungeon right now? That's easy! I'll just give my fellow humbrates {BSOD pops up: "NOT LEGIT!" and fades, then Markie continues typing} a survey on what kinda stuff I eat!

{Cut to Shroomery Labs, Sector C. Drastics is typing something on his laptop in one of the desks. Scientists are running around like mad.}

DRASTICS: {typing and speaking slowly} ...and...your order will...be filled...in the next...fifteen years...or so. {presses enter}

{Markie comes up to him from the left side of the screen.}

MARKIE: Hey, man. I'm doing a survey for my fellow humbrates.

{Drastics has a sudden look on his face}

DRASTICS: Humbrates? What are you, legitimate?

MARKIE: Don't spoil the running gag. Anyways, I want you to tell me what kinds of stuff I eat.

DRASTICS: {close-up} Well, let's see...{holds up fingers for each item listed}...you eat Mashed Potatoes...pudding...pizza...and...I can't remember the rest.

{Greyscale tone, screen freezes. A red Punchlabel font stamp overlaps the screen. It reads: "FAILURE!"}

{Cut to interior Vanilla Dome. Markie and Sr. Blaugh are standing on a lone island of rock surrounded by lava.}

SR. BLAUGH: So, what kinds of food you like, eh? How about...{extreme close-up}...BLARGG-TYPE SALAD?!

{Greyscale tone, screen freezes again. Label overlap: "A OTHER FAIL!!!"}

{Cut to TLHQ interior living room. ThunderLakitu and Markie are sitting on a ruby red couch.}

THUNDERLAKITU: What kinds of foods you like? Uh...um...gimme a moment.

MARKIE: I'm not patient.

THUNDERLAKITU: ...wait, what?

{Blah blah greyscale, blah blah freeze, label "MORE FAILING!!!"}

{And finally, we cut to Markie's Treehouse exterior. Markie and BurninatorBoombox are sitting on the grass.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Foods? Well I know all the foods you like. It's just that the snag is...that I forgot. All of them. I think.

{GREYSCALE, FREEZE, LABEL: "FAIL A LOT!!!"}

{Cut back to Markie and the Bluey}

MARKIE: {typing} Well, Mr. Challenge and Fighting, I don't know what kinds of foods I eat, no thanks to 1-UP! Erm, 7-UP! But, I can say, that Sprite will be my favorite soda. And it will always be. Right, Thirst?

{Pan down to Markie's right shoe so that we can see Thirst from the present-day Sprite Ads.}

THIRST: Right, yo! {close-up} Show 'em my motto!

      _
     | | OBEY YOUR THIRST
    /   \
    |   |
    |   |     SPRITE
    | _ |
    \/ \/  E-MAIL MARKIE

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "OBEY" to see 1-Up's attempt on drinking Sprite.

Easter Egg Transcript

{We see 1-Up chugging down a party-size bottle of Sprite. After drinking it halfway, one of Stlunko's fists abruptly speeds in from the left side of the screen and punches 1-Up offscreen.}

Fun Facts

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