Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/toad

Overview

That one guy...um...forgot his name...um...well, asks why Markie would be living in Toad Town.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Tayce T., Sly Cooper(easter egg), Bentley(easter egg)

Page Title: Sucker Punch ripoff artist!

Transcript

MARKIE: La la la... {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} The e-mail is waiting... {presses enter}

Dear Markie,
If you live in Toad Town, how come you're not a toad?
-That one guy...

MARKIE: {typing} That one guy? WHO ARE YOU ANONYMOUS PEOPLE?! Anydangways... {starts new line} My good pal 'That One Guy', you don't seem to realize that there Yoshies are a rare sight in Toad Town. Today, its uncommon because of me walking around the Mushroom Kingdom almost everyday. On rare occassions I always stay behind at my house to do some mechanical work. But that's not important as of now. {starts another line} Let's face the facts. There's too much fruit on Yoshi's Island...

{Cut to Markie eating a cantaloupe underneath a palm tree. Location: Yoshi's Island. Then, Markie's face turns green and he runs off to the left of the screen. A door is heard opening and closing, then a toilet flushing. We join Markie and the Bluey back at the treehouse.}

MARKIE: {still typing} ...and to support that, each cantaloupe is the serving size of a football field. Or half of it, give and take, shake and bake. {starts new line} And then there's the problem with Toads being in Yoshi Island. Tayce T. went there once when she was a young cook, and I'm afraid to say that her fate was gruesome...

{Cut to Yoshi's Island once again. A group of randomly colored Yoshis are surrounding Tayce T. who is holding a bowl of Chalupas and Mushroom Soup.}

TAYCE T.: All I said was if you wanted your Mushrooms medium-rare or well-done!

{All the Yoshi jump over Tayce T. and are into position for a dogpile; but before they can even massacre Tayce T., the camera abruptly cuts back to the Markie and Bluey OS 286.}

MARKIE: {typing, new line} And that's all my points I have to defend my case, one guy. So...I rest my case. Man, I need a lawyer. {presses enter, a popup showing 'connecting to ThiefNet' appears in the middle of the monitor.} Alright, time to take a well-earned Christmas and Decemberween break.

{The hologram projector comes down. It says 'A freakin' cup o' cheer and Christmas to you, foo'.' Immediately after the hologram projector comes down, the popup words 'connecting to ThiefNet' is replaced with 'connected to Theif...erm, Thorf, AGGH! Theef, no, no, ThiefNet. There we go.'}

MARKIE: I have a feeling this one guy hacked into the system...

Easter Eggs

• Click on the popup that mentions of connecting to ThiefNet to see this little clip:

{Cut to the safehouse in Paris(Sly 2: Band of Thieves). Bentley is trying to connect to the database of ThiefNet.}

BENTLEY: Okay, we're logged o- HOLY COW! {jumps back}

SLY COOPER: {reading popup} All your base are...belong to us?

Fun Facts

Real-World References

• All of the email and part of it reference to both Paper Mario and Sly 2: Band of Thieves, obviously.
• "AYB" is a great example of an internet phenomenon.