Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/Bowser

Overview

The ever curious Markie is dared by Mitchell Smith to face Bowser mano-a-mano.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Bowser, Toadsworth(easter egg)

Page Title: Pizza Office

Transcript

MARKIE: {typing in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} Ho! I'm-a freaky deeky e-mail man! {presses enter}

Dear Markie,

I used to live in the Mushroom Kingdom,
But, Moved to the Strong's House. Anyway,
I dare you to go into Bowser's Castle and verse
him to a battle to the death. If you can, I wanna
see how it turns out.

The Starter of User E-mails

-Mitchell Smith, Australia

MARKIE: {typing} Hmm...interesting. To be honest, I've faced Bowser once, and...well, I won. No, seriously. I-

{A doorbell ringing is heard.}

MARKIE: {stops typing} That must be the door. Gimme a sec, Mitchell.

{Markie puts the Bluey on the table and heads out for the front door. Pressing the button to the left of it, the shutter opens and Bowser is standing there, looking all upset.}

MARKIE: Hey, how did you-

BOWSER: You owe me a pizza.

MARKIE: ...what? Does this have to do with the time I snuck into your castle and ate all your pizza? No way, man, no way.

BOWSER: I said-

{The shutter closes automatically before Bowser can respond. Markie returns to the Bluey and continues typing.}

MARKIE: {typing} Sorry for the delay, but Bowser just came over and he wanted me to buy a pizza for him. I guess I can't really answer your question, Mitchell, but {emphasizes it on typing with 'BUTT!'}...erm, but {normal typing} I am honest to what I said. I faced Bowser, and I lived to tell the tale. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Bowser's Castle to raid some loot, then Bowser's Fortress, then the Koopa Castle. And no, they're not the same.

{Markie leaves to the left side of the screen. The hologram projector comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on 'BUTT!' to see Bowser order a pizza. Unfortunately, his request is denied and Toadsworth turns him over to the authorities.

{Cut to Bowser's Castle. Bowser dials a few numbers on his black cellphone and holds it to his ear. The other line opens up.}

BOWSER: Hello, this might be a Bowser. Can I order a pizza?

TOADSWORTH: HA! NO! You got, uh, what's this word, OWNED, by the authority! {whispering} Augh, this lingo it nerve-wracking.

BOWSER: Well, screw you. {hangs up}

• Click on 'some loot' to see Markie's attempt at pickpocketing a Koopatrol.

{Cut to outside Bowser's Castle, where a Koopatrol is standing guard over the backdoor. Markie sneaks up behind him, non-chalantly reaches inside his shell, and quickly pulls out a Bob-Omb. His eyes widen, and he stuffs the Bob-Omb shell back inside the shell, only to let it explode, covering the whole screen with fire and smog.}

Fun Facts

Remarks

• It really can't be possible for Mitchell Smith to move from the Mushroom Kingdom to Free Country USA, unless he ordered some kind of teleporation rift, or maybe he just made the fact up. Beats me.

Real-World References

• I'm sure that the aforementioned names of the forts and castles were Bowser's hubs in the past Mario games.
• The easter egg on Markie pickpocketing a Koopatrol is a reference to Sly 2: Band of Thieves once again.