Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/slycooper

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Overview

Markie and BurninatorBoombox try to write a Sly Cooper fanfiction thingy! Meanwhile, Mario's Tanooki Suit has some strange effects...

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, BurninatorBoombox, Mario, Kamek, Bowser

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie'} YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWSERS-

{Abruptly pan out so that the camera is facing front view of Markie. BurninatorBoombox suddenly jumps out from the left side of the screen.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: -TROOOOOOOOOUSERS!!!

{Pause.}

MARKIE: You didn't need to say that.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Whatever.

MARKIE: And then God said, {types in '_email_inbox.exe'} VISCOOOOOOOOOSITY!!! {presses enter}

Dear Markie (And BurninatorBoomBox as well),
Has you ever stolen something?
Cwaaapfully yows,
thatkidsam

MARKIE: {clears throat} Dear obvious, parentheses not BurninatorBoombox, unparentheses, has you ever stoles somethin'? Cwap yours your neighbors, thatkidsam. Oh ho ho ho. Snap. {presses enter, starts typing} Dear thatkidsam, or whoever it may concern, no, I haven't ever have everen't stalling somethings. In REAL LIFES. BUT! I have stoles something of important valuishness, and that is be to play role of Sly Cooper in game for PS2. {presses enter} I'll tries to writing fanfiction tonite. Or Todai. Sushi. {gets out of chair}

{Camera angle shot of exterior Dark Land. Caption reads: 'Dark Land, 1905 Hrs. despite it always midnight, no thanks to GTA'. Side shot of Mario. Everything turns 16-bit graphic like, like SMB3. The timer reads 997. On the side-scrolling screen, Mario(powered-up) is walking down Dark Land's blank road. Few aerial blocks as platforms come into view, as well as two Dry Bones from SMW. They lunge at Mario(don't ask), but the plumber punch-kicks them both into the dust. Mario continues on past the blocks. A "?" block soon comes into view. Mario goes under it and jumps, and whaddya know, a Tanooki Powerup comes out and hits Mario. A poof is issued. Cut back to normal 3-D style. The smoke fades, and...}

MARIO: Mamamia! What-a is this...blue stuff?

{Sure enough, Mario sports a blue "M" cap and is holding a long cane like that used by Sly Cooper. Mario examines his outfit carefully.}

MARIO: Sweeeeeeeeeet! I think I'm a thief! Maybe not. Who-a cares. I'm just...wait, I'm a thief? ...whatever.

{8-Bit mode. Mario in his "Sly attire" passes the "?" block and soon reaches what seems to be the front door of a castle. Normal mode. Mario is looking up at the castle.}

MARIO: This must be one of Bowser's Contemporary Fortresses used for looking out for intruders and such! {pulls apart cane to split it into two smaller versions, then latches onto the wall. A pan in on his back is issued as he climbs up. He passes by small windows to the left and right, and soon hits an open ledge. Using both hooks, with the camera facing his side, he pulls and flips up to the ledge-} HabileHUP! {-and immediately contorts into sidle mode.}

{Cut to interior One of Bowser's Contemporary Fortresses, in the War Room. It's filled with cardboard boxes and crates labeled "FRAGILE", "NO OPEN TIL ECKSMUS", and "TOP SECRET!?!". At the center of the room is a rectangular stool with a map of Isle Delfino on it. Around the table are Bowser and Kamek. Kamek is holding some pointer stick in his hand.}

KAMEK: Now, sire, if our troops take control of Pinna Park, {close-up of Kamek pointing to map, then back to normal} the Delfinian Army will rush in to take control of it. If we can stop them with this lure, we can do a pre-emptous strike from the northwest to bash the crap outta them before they even take over! Of course, I could stop them, but what the heck.

BOWSER: {congenial} Excellent choice! Erm, what?

KAMEK: Pinna Park is a popular place. Therefore-

BOWSER: We can lure them with pudding and hotdogs! {holds up said items in hands}

KAMEK: ...no. It would work, thou-

BOWSER: ARM THE PUDDING BLASTERS!!!

{Cut back outside on the ledge. Mario is holding a tape recorder in his hands. His thumb presses the stop button.}

MARIO: Excellent...{suddenly slips off edge} WHOA!

{Cut back to the Bluey and Markie. In the e-mail's place is Notejotter.exe, with these words typed up.}

PUDDING BLASTERS!!"
Mario was aware of their plan. The Koopa King was going to take over Isle Delfino! With confectionary treats! He automatically pressed stop on the tape recorder.
"Excellent..."
Slip.
"WHOA!"

MARKIE: Now THAT'S what I call a good fanfiction. Or not. I just hope I'm not actually stealing ideas from Sucker Punch...

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: {pops in} You are.

MARKIE: ...do you expect me to believe that plaigarism and copyright infringement are religions?!

{The hologram projector comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "PUDDING BLASTERS!" to see a 3D model for a Pudding Blaster.

Fun Facts

• Sucker Punch is the company that makes Sly Cooper.
• Tanooki Suit = Tanooki is Raccoon in English. Raccoon Suit = Sly Cooper = IT FITS! W00T!
• Todai is an actual Japanese sushi restaurant.
• Mario's "HabileHUP!" is a reference to Under Construction