Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/the horrors

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Overview

Markie literally faces his inner demons. LITERALLY.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Zombie Guy #1, Zombie Guy #2, Big Black Blob, Wallmaster

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} Pha-dum-dum-daaaaaaaaaa-duuuuuuuuuuuuum. Time for an e-mail sponsor! {presses enter}

Mark:
What is your scariest monent?
BOOOOOO!!!!
6.23.222.12

MARKIE: {reads "BOOOOOO!!!!" as "Blue Boo"} Whoa, reminds me of pie man. I wonder what he's up to. {finishes reading} Six-dot-twenty-three-dot-triple two-dot-twelve. What is this, an IP address? Don't give it away, man. Don't give it away. {presses enter} My scariest moment? Well, I have more than that. And possibly I shall prove to you now that I'm scared of stuff. Like that one time where these two zombies nearly caused a global crisis.

{Cut to outside Markie's Treehouse, nighttime. Two grey Toads with grey skin and bitemarks on their caps slowly creep up to Markie, who is walking around for no reason.}

MARKIE: {faces zombies} Oh, hello, innocent bystanders who aren't supposed to be man-eating or Yoshi-eating zombies of the sort! Hulabaloo?

ZOMBIE GUY #1: Puuuuuuuuuudding.

ZOMBIE GUY #2: Cheeeeeeeeeeeese.

ZOMBIE GUY #1: Weeee neeeeeed. Starve baaaaaaaaad.

MARKIE: Uh...go to the Technic Mart. They have nearly everything.

ZOMBIE GUY #2: Yesssssssssssss. Thank yooooou.

{The two zombies stride off to the right. Cut back to Markie and the Bluey.}

MARKIE: {typing} The result was that they got an 80 percent {80%} discount on Fool's Goldproofed Sunglasses that cost a buck at the Super Mushroom Mart over at the Mushroom Kingdom. And they ate it. And they came back for more. {presses enter} Another scary moment was that one time-

{Cut to a white background. Some giant black ink blob with yellow eyes resembling The Heartless is to the left of a very small silhouette of Markie.}

BIG BLACK BLOB: I'M BIG BLACK BLOB!!!

{BBB leaps on Markie, causing the inklet to combust and create a mass spill all over the white floor, accompanied with slimy sound effects. Cut back to Markie and the Bluey.}

MARKIE: {not typing} No, that was in the swamplands...oh, I know now!

{Same setting, except that this time the Big Black Blob wears a blue hat.}

BIG BLACK BLOB: I'M ALSO BIG BLACK BLOB!!!

{Leap. Splat. This time, after the spill, the ground gives in and everything is sucked through it. Back to Bluey, Markie, etc.}

MARKIE: {not typing} Nah. Oh, wait, this is it...

{Setting. BBB wears a BMX helmet. A large, blue one.}

BIG BLACK BLOB: I'M SURE I'M BLACK BLOB!!!

{Leap. Splat. Or should I say NUCLEAR EXPLOSION WITH AN ACCOMPANYING MUSHROOM EXPLOSION CLOUD. Then back to Markie and the Bluey.}

MARKIE: {typing} Or that one time where parodies of Zelda games nearly killed me off MBPR...

{Cut to Markie's Bedroom. Markie is sitting on his bed, reading an Orson Scott Card book(Children of the Mind), when suddenly, a grey and blue cartoonish hand warps through the ceiling and grabs Markie. Markie struggles for his life as the hand fiercely throws him through the ceiling and into the sky. Cut to Markie in the sky. He does a plethora of cartoony things as he falls: Beatboxing, tap dancing, headspinning, balancing his Ion Blade on his nose, bashing himself with a pillow, doing The Robot, reading the same book while in his treehouse. The camera soon zooms out as a silhouette of Markie lands in a cityscape view of the Mushroom Kingdom, with free blue sky over it. After a loud "THUNK", a nuclear explosion can be seen. Cut back to Markie and the Bluey.}

MARKIE: Ugh, these nuclear explosions are starting to get not-so-that-good already. I better consult my PSI provider for more inbrossination. {types} Well, PSI Adrenalist, I hope you learned a very valuable lesson from all this crap, because I don't think I'll be able to hurl any longer. It's just me.

{The hologram projector comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "It's just me." to see this short clip.

Easter Egg Transcript

{BurninatorBoombox is in Markie's Bedroom, holding a notebook in his mechanical claw. The Wallmaster is writing down a memo with a pencil.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Wow, someday you could be the secretary of MBPR Productions!

Fun Facts

Trivia

• This is the (number)st/th time Markie has mentioned "cliché" stuffs.

Remarks

• The Wallmaster writes down:

Doo wop doo wop da de dee dah doop dah dum da druh
druh dah see sa bo boo ban ba de wop pa do pa pop pa
bing bang bong

Real-World References

• The Wallmaster is a parody of the Floormaster from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
• The Black Blob scenes are a parody of the Big Fat Guy scenes from BS58: Fit for Fatpants.

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