Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/R-Type

Overview

Welcome to Projectile City, Utah, boys.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, BurninatorBoombox, Maruku, Punkon, Uncle Ross, Sensei Ziu Lahn, Zikane, Jerry Carpenter, Fred Jacketman, Willy, Thugster, Lisa, Buffoonzor, Mike "Incarnati" Capri, Misaka the Ninja, Zeal

Transcript

MARKIE: {typing in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} Better watch yo' back, cause the Yoshis will attack you and there's nowhere to run, and we've got...laser...guns...so that we can control territories and real estate! One one one one! ...email! {presses enter}

D002d zheorres
WTF lol when the WTF is lol R-Type coming
out?
-anonymous doued

MARKIE: {reads} Doo hoo dee, Zeops, Double-you-tee-eff, L-O-L when the double-you-tee-eff is L-O-L R-Type coming out? Anonymic Dweed. {presses enter, starts typing} Dear baffled Anonymous Dweed, to get a good job you must also be upright in the way you write. You ain't. Insult done, you're jinxed, blah blah blah yeah. {presses enter} R-Type, eh? WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY UPCOMING PROJECT?!

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: {off-screen} I did a mailing list. Remember?

MARKIE: Oh. Dag. {keeps typing} So...R-Type, eh? Well, we can't really say for sure, I mean, I CAN'T REALLY SAY FOR SURE!!! Sheesh, stop asking me about stuff! This could inspire me to shoot my foot now! {stops typing} Erm, {highlights "shoot my foot now" with mouse cursor and replaces it with "[generic death threat only suitable for PG-13]"} there we go. Now, where was I? Oh. Right. The generic pilot eppie.

{Cut to daytime, a birds-eye view of a metropolis. Hovercars in the sky are very rare in this case. The camera scrolls forward.}

MARKIE: {voiceover, narrating} The year is 2078. The world is at a temporary peace status. This was the year our transportation system was going to change. This was also the year where gangs started to take back the streets for control of the city...sort of. Also, new technology has enabled us earthlings to live on the moon and standardize it so that it's filled with oxygen. Back on Earth, new gang problems arose. The acts were becoming more violent every day in Projectile City, Utah, the main protagonist's hometown. The death toll rose up to 287 in twenty days. The only person to stop it...

{Abrupt zoom in on the city. We zoom in on one caucasian person walking down the sidewalk. He sports spiky black hair, a black jacket with the rest as black attire, and a blade similar to Markie's Ion Blad on his back.}

MARKIE: {voiceover, narrating} ...is who they called Maruku. "TEH PWNAGE".

{Fade to black.}

MARKIE: {voiceover} So, the main plot of this whole bungleload is that Maruku has to protect the city from all evil "stuff". Mainly of course, the wars between the PWNAGE {pawnage} and the 0WN3AGE {ownage}. Not only that, but he also has to deal with EXTREME everyday life issues. Sort of. The main character of this series is none other than who I call Maruku Kanzera. {Maruku pops up in the center of the screen and does some cool sword poses as Markie voices over} I don't know why, but he looks caucasian. He's not, probably. He's more of Japanese. I get stuff mixed up a lot. {Maruku vanishes.} Maruku lives downtown in Rhodingham Street, Projectile City.

{Maruku's house pops up. It's two stories, it looks like a square with a scalene triangle on top. A smaller rectangle is to its right, serving as a garage. The ground around the house is bordered with grass, small stones, and a brick wall infused with vines. The front door looks like it was made from oak wood.}

MARKIE: {voiceover} Maruku moved into this house in 2075. Three years later he discovered the house was haunted when he saw some kind of creepy message on the living room wall.

{Front view of living room wall. The writing IN BLOOD is above the widescreen TV. It reads: "I want some milk and cookies"}

MARKIE: {voiceover} Maruku was SORTA freaked out. It turns out that the ghost revealed himself to be {small, Casper-like ghost with a cartoony face appears, he sports a blue hoodie. Flies around as Markie speaks} Wayne Arneszon, a 35 year old person who died of unknown causes in the house. He gives Maruku a hand by keeping intrudxors {intrudezors} out of his house.

{Cut back to the Lappy and the Bluey}

MARKIE: {typing} My explanations are possibly generic and kid-like. Maybe I oughta spice things up a bit. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! There's possibly more action that you can handle and stuff like that! Maybe...maybe...I don't know. I can't think. TBC!!!