Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/slaying

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Overview

I don't think this is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spoof. Is it?

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Bowser, Ludwig von Koopa

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} A toast...to the wonderfullest things in E-mail propaganda! {presses enter}

Dear Markie,
Do you have any knowledge of 
Boswers owning any evil 
dragons? I am hunting evil 
dragons! Please help, as 
you are a Yoshi!
Sir Nekul

MARKIE: {pronounces 'Nekul' as 'Knee-cool', starts typing} Oh ho ho! No, I don't remember hearing anything about Bowser 0WNAG3ING {OWNAGING} any evil dragons. Heck, dragons are a VERY rare occurance on Plit. Nobody seems to get the fact that I'm on a different planet. Actually, some people do. {presses enter} The good thing is, Bowser LOOKS LIKE an evil dragon, but that's what you want me to think. {presses enter} If you're looking for evil dragons, try either Trogador or those dragons on that PBS show "Dragontales". Other than that, you're on your own, buster.

{Cut to interior Bowser's Castle, Bowser's Throne Room is seen. Instead of being seated on the Koopa-shaped throne, we see Bowser trying on what seems to be a 2-x-4-like arm cannon on his right arm. The camera pans down so that we can see Ludwig.}

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: So, King Dad, how do you like it?

BOWSER: {struggling to fit arm cannon} Meh, it's okay. What is this, anyway?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: It's some double burner arm cannon I made in my spare time.

BOWSER: {puts arm cannon on perfectly} Ah, there we go. So what does this do?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Well, all I can say is that it's a flamethrower-

BOWSER: {furious, eyes turn red, extreme close-up} YOU INGRATE!!! {back to normal, still the close-up} ...oh. Heh, this is going to be fun. I'm going to torch stuff now with DOUBLE BURNING!!! {walks off-screen, but head pokes back on-screen} Oh, and there's a peanut butter jelly sandwich in the fridge, just in case you're hungry. I'll be back at ten. {pokes head out}

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: {rubs hands together} Hehehe. This is going to be really fun...

{Lemmy Koopa, riding on his circus ball, strolls in.}

LEMMY: What's going to be fun?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: {suddenly glares at Lemmy's direction} YOUR FACE IST GOING TO BE FUN, ZHAT'S VHAT!

LEMMY: You know, you should stop with the fake German accent.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: NEVEIR! Zist is my hobby-

{Lemmy looks bored.}

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Ergh, alright. I'll stop with the fake accent. But remember...this isn't an invention I'm going to show you.

LEMMY: Then why-

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU KING DAD BURNINATING A RANDOM CITY! Check it out. {snaps fingers, a widescreen TV hauled by two coils of rope appears in front of Lemmy.}

LEMMY: King Dad...burninating...a random...city?

{The monitor flickers on. It shows Giga Bowser with the arm cannon torching a giant metropolis on Plit.}

GIGA BOWSER: CRUSH! BUUUUUUURN! DIE!!!

LEMMY: Ludwig?

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Yeah?

LEMMY: I hate you sometimes.

LUDWIG VON KOOPA: Good.

{Cut back to the monitor, where the rampage continues. A flash is seen, and the monitor is documented as a photograph. Captions appear on the top right screen.

...until Giga Bowser strikes!<pre>
<pre>Can Markie the Slaying Yoshinator save the day?
Notta chance!

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Easter Eggs

• Click on 'Giga Bowser' to see a 32-bit vector fight with Giga Bowser and Trogdor.

Fun Facts

• Yes, Dragontales is a children's show on PBS. Go figure.
• The fake accent gag is some running gag I found out on Lemmy's Land.