Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/jerk?

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Overview

Markie gets some drama e-mail. And busts people out of the dungeon. SNES Style? Looks like a ripoff e-mail.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Bowser

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} Blatant e-mail rap ripoff thing! {presses enter}

Dear Markie,
Almost all of the people who emailed you
are in Bowser's prison! I know! I'm there,
too! We need help! Break us out!

You're our only hope...

Stinkoman K

MARKIE: {breaks down sobbing} Dear Jesus! WHY DID THIS E-MAIL MAKE ME CRY?! Waaaaaaa-hahahah-haaaaaaah! Booo ho ho hoooooo! The pain! The misery! The badly drawn "Will Work for Food" signs! Ohohohohoooooo!!! {stops sobbing, starts typing} Look, man, you made me cry. Nobody wants to see me cry. Except for those Life Coaches, they know when you could cry. {presses enter} So, you have compies in the dungeon? Heck no there ain't! Last time I checked...which is about forty days ago, they didn't have no darn cheap pirated Windows XPs in each cellblock! Especially cellphones. You better ask the Texas Mafia about that. {presses enter} So...how do I do this then? I don't feel like using my PET for this. Possibly old school stuff will do! {types in "c://markie/SNESHaxorV9.2", presses enter}

SNES Haxor V9.2

Press ENTER to Continue
Press INSERT for Debug Mode
Press DELETE for Cache Cleanup
Press Esc to Quit

{Markie presses INSERT, the following screen comes up}

Debug Mode

You are currently located on Plitian Port 89.01. Destination?

[##.##]

{Markie replaces "##.##" with "08.7W"}

Debug Mode

WARNING
Access to Plitian Port Sector 08 is forbidden
High Security Level
Breach will result in legal action and possibly Pwnination
PROPERTY OF KOOPA CUSTOM HAKKING SOKIETY

Proceed? Y/N

MARKIE: Mmmm...nah. {presses 'Y'}

{Cut to Bowser's Dungeon. Bowser is walking through the red-opacitated medieval dungeon cell halls. In there, many tainted Toads and Koopas want out.}

BOWSER: Bwahahaha. I just love to see the looks on the peoples...es...faces. Kamek. {snaps fingers} Come here.

{Kamek poofs in on his broomstick}

KAMEK: Yes, sire?

BOWSER: Let's go to Donut Pizzeria, Plit's number one pizza and donut hybrid fakelism fast food service ever!

KAMEK: Sire, don't you think that's a bit odd?

BOWSER: {spotlight shines on him as he sings off key to bubbly music}
Donut Pizzeria! It's so great!
Donut Pizzeria! And they also have pudding,
oh yeah yeah yeah pudddddddaaaaaaAAAAAAng...
And your donuts and apple filling will go on your crust
possibly INSIIIIIIDE but they will never find out
Because of DONUTS! PIZZA!
DONUTS? PIZZA?
YES DONUT PIZZA PIZZA YEAH YEAH YEAH GO!!!

{At this point, we close up on Kamek's face, which produces an embarrassing sweatdrop. Back to Bowser singing.}

BOWSER:
AND THEY HAVE FREE QUARTERS FOR ALL YOU LITTLE CHILDREN!!! Woohooohoooooooooo!!!
Yeah yeah yeah get your funk onnnnn-

{Just as Bowser is concluding his song, the spotlight fades and the cell doors swing open, causing a mass stampede of Toads and Koopas to trample both Bowser and Kamek. The room gets so crowded, eventually dust forms and wipes through the screen, making the screen turn blank. The hologram projector appears in the middle of the screen, along with the words "And that's it." on top.}

Fun Facts

• The Donut Pizzeria song was inspired by GTA: San Andreas' "Cluckin' Bell" motto.
• Texas Mafia(txmafia.com) is...well...a prison-like flash site. Go there. Now.