Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/Virus Inc.

Overview

Watch as BurninatorBoombox uses leetspeak action to destroy the viruses that might've infected the Bluey OS 289! Well, almost. Part one of two of the full e-mail.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, BurninatorBoombox

Page Title: ert+ is your fiend

Transcript

MARKIE: {typing 'Markie_email_inbox.exe' while singing} D4 emailer, power to the emails! {presses enter}

ert+

y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Marki15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

From Virus Inc.

MARKIE: {reads 'ert+' like 'er-tee', 'y76p;' as 'why-seven-six-peed pathetic semi-colon', reads ''0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'' as 'Tuquee Lukee', then stops} What the crap is this trashy smut? And it has a Marki {said like 'Mar-kye' with 'kye' as in 'bye'} in it. And it's from Virus In- {pauses, then starts typing} HOLY CRAP! Virus Inc! Those viruses that edited CP's H*R story! I better call in the specialist!

{No sooner than he calls when BurninatorBoombox falls from the top of the screen, with an audible noise of the roof being punctured before that. He lands on Markie's lap.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Did somebody say...

{Cue cheesy fanfare music and bright visuals of Yoshies blowing trumpets.}

RANDOM CHOIR MEMBERS: {singing} THE SPECIALIST!!!

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: That's me!

{Uncue cheesy stuff.}

MARKIE: {sighs, the camera pans to a tilted angle where the monitor of the Bluey isn't visible, but the two are} Okay, enough with the crazy intro stuff. Get this stuff off my monitor!

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Have you tried...

{You know what happens next.}

RANDOM CHOIR MEMBERS: NORTON ANTIVI-

{The cheesy visuals and music abruptly end when a nuclear explosion occurs.}

MARKIE: Well, okay, {camera pans back to e-mail visible view} I'll try. {types in 'NortonAntivirus.exe'. This list pops up:}

Welcome to Norton Antivirus Bluey 'dition!

• Scan for Viruses
  
• Check for Updates
  
• Firewall
  
• Spam and blah
  
• A turkey
  
• Kung fu attack file cryption
  
• WTF is this option?
  

{Markie presses down on the keyboard and a blue aura highlights 'Scan for Viruses'. He presses enter, and a pop-up appears, saying 'SCANNING FOR FIVE SECONDS'.}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: And now you wait for stuff to ha-

{He is cut off when the pop-up appears again, saying 'Scan Complete. 1 Virus Found.'}

MARKIE: Hmm...

{Markie presses enter. The pop-up is replaced with another pop-up, saying 'Scan Found: :Filter.VInc//Marki.A:.}

MARKIE: {shudders}

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Aha! The only virus in the world that can be removed by leetspeak!

MARKIE: I don't get it.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: Simple. Return to sender!

MARKIE: {shifty eyes} Well, I'm thinking what you're thinking. Let's go spam leetspeak back to sender bender fender mender whatsoever...er! {screen freezes, someone voices over}

WILL MARKIE AND BURNINATORBOOMBOX STOP THE MONOLITHICALLY FOGGY CORRUPTED BINARY CODE SHOTGUN OF DOOM WIELDED BY THE MASTERS OF VIRUSES THEMSELVES? DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DIAL, MISTER!

{The hologram projector comes down, saying 'I PWNS YOU' with the obvious e-mail text above it.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on 'I PWNS YOU' to hear this little soundbite:
  

MARKIE: Har har har. Getting a little impatient are we? Well, you'll just have to find out the rest...AFTER THE BREAK! {maniacal laughter}

Fun Facts

Explanations

• The IP user for the person who sent the e-mail also edited CP's story.
• Obviously there's no such thing as a Bluey 'dition for Norton Antivirus.
  • Also there is no such thing as a virus that can be removed with leetspeak. I made that one up for good humor.

Real-World References

• The line 'I PWNS YOU' is from the Other Character Email Homsar's PWNAGE.
• This is a half-parody of the SBEmail Virus.