Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/Mario

Overview

Loaf Not asks Markie if Mario has rode on his back. Instead, Markie brings up a completely unrelated point of sorts.

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, Mario, Luigi, BurninatorBoombox(easter egg)

Page Title: Mamamia, buy a shirt!

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email} Oh, who da man that checks his e-mails? That would be me. {types in '_inbox.exe'} Who that Yoshi foo' that check his e-mail? Also me. {presses enter, e-mail comes up}

Dear Markie,
Has Mario ever ridden you?
-Loaf Not

{Markie pronounces 'Loaf Not' as 'Thou Shall Not Loaf Of'.}

MARKIE: Loaf Not? You mean No Loafing? The 1936 version? Um...{starts typing} Well, my good Loafing Not, I figure that Mario hasn't gotten rid of me, IF you know what I mean. If you mean that he sat on my saddle and told me to run around through a 2D sidescroller level resembling that of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, then no. Good call, though, this brings up a new point about the Mario Bros...you see, every week I go to their house...

{Cut to Markie at the front porch of the Mario Bros. Pipe House that looks like the one in SMRPG. He knocks on the door three times.}

MARKIE: {voiceover, continued from start} ...to borrow anything random and stuff. Usually a bag of Goomba-brand chips, or maybe some Health Shrooms.

{The door opens ajar. Mario's eyes peek out of the creak in the doorway.}

MARIO: Oh, it's-a you again. Not that I'm...uh...getting...annoyed or anything by your borrowing of stuff for the past few weeks or eighteen-a...

MARKIE: {not voiceover} That's okay. I was...going to...go...to the...Shroom Supermarket...to buy stuff.

MARIO: What a relief.

MARKIE: Yeah, whatever. Tell your bro to cancel the shipment of 500 lbs. worth of Health Shrooms, 'k?

{Markie leaves the front porch. Cut to the interior of the Mario Bros. Pipe House. Luigi is at the middle of the room, being squished by 50 crates worth of Health Shrooms and/or Goomba-brand chips.}

MARIO: Okay-a, bro, you can return the shipments now.

LUIGI: Just how do-a I do that with all of these CRATES ON MY BACK?!

{Cut back to the Bluey OS 289.}

MARKIE: {typing} So, Mario hasn't rode on me. And will never will. However, I let BurninatorBoombox ride on my saddle, and I use him as a backpack when we go hiking when he goes on my saddle and rides on me, so...um...that answer your question, 1936'd Loafing Man? I have to leave for the Troopa Express. I have to go...to Yoshi's Island...and eat fruit. Later.

{Markie puts down the Bluey OS 289 on the chair and leaves to the right side of the screen. The hologram projector comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the words 'BurninatorBoombox' at the end to see blueprint designs for BurninatorBoombox on Heli-Pack, Thruster Pack and Hydropack modifications.
• Click on 'Troopa Express' to download an 800x600/1024x768 wallpaper for Markie's Treehouse.

Fun Facts

Trivia

• Luigi's role refers to his neglection(though he's becoming neglected less).

Real-World References

• The blueprint designs reference to all three Ratchet and Clank games. Clank has these mods too.