Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/Diminish Cap

Overview

It's Joel Dawson! ...or IS IT?!

Cast (in order of appearance): Markie, BurninatorBoombox, Homestar Runner(easter egg)

Page Title: Vaati is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy

Transcript

MARKIE: {types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'} Shooooooooooooop-mail. A one, two, three! {presses enter}

Dear Ezlo the Minish Cap,

Why don't you ditch Link and hang out
on my head? I am answering this email
on Witchesbrew's computer.

-Joel Dawson, Soon to be the wearer of

you.

MARKIE: {confused} Double-you-tee-eff? {presses enter, starts typing} Look, Joel, I am A YOSHI. And I've played The Minish Cap. And I'm not Ezlo. And...stuff. Yeah, stuff. So, look, back off, okay? I've got an Ion Cannon and I ain't afraid to use it! I think. Hmm...Diminish Cap. Diminish Cap. Look how the 'the' rhymes! D! XD! {pronounces it like 'ecks-dee'} EXE! {e ecks e} I'm having pointless fun! W0000000000000000000000000000- DEFLEET- nah.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: {pops out from left} Yo, Markie, can I delete your save file one?

MARKIE: No. Files two and three are...available. And free. And not rhyming. For all I care.

BURNINATORBOOMBOX: No...{holds up DS and looks at monitor} Oh, wait, you're right. {pops in off-screen}

MARKIE: Wow, what a pointless e-mail. This should be really more of the pointless. Soon. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...{presses enter, starts typing} So you see, Joel Dawson, I AM NOT YOUR BROOM. And that's it. So you can go now and mope around about how uncool you are.

{The hologram projector comes down. 'Click here to E-mail Markie at [email protected] (seriously, it's not a fake)}

Easter Eggs

• Click on 'mope' to see Homestar multi-tasking on humming the Zelda tune and prancing around like an idiot dressed as Link.

Fun Facts

• "So you can go now and mope around about how uncool you are."
  • A reference to Bonus Stage #40: Accursed Meeting.
• The XD joke comes from Chef Torte's fan fiction on NWP, 'The Good, Bad, and the Torte'. "Ecksdee?"
• Markie really has played the Minish Cap on the DS.
• "I AM NOT YOUR BROOM" is a title of a TMBG song.