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Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkocheat K, Stinkoman K, Tampo(voice only), 1-Up, Stinkoman, Cheataze, Sankaman.

Stinkoman K shows some examples of 1-Up being stupid.

Transcript

NARRATOR: Previously, in an unseen Stinkoman K Email that happened sometime after the last email...I think.

{cut to the couch. Stinkocheat K is sitting there, then he zaps back to normal}

STINKOMAN K: Woah! Well, I didn't see this coming! The drink only lasts so long? Hmm...

{cut to 30x6}

STINKOMAN K: Ok, I'm tired of living here! I'm moving!

{cut to Stinkoman K's Brandy, he types in "time_travel.exe; Year:20x6; Items: All in area" Time Traveling effect.}

{roll theme video, which is basicly the Stinkoman theme with Stinkoman K in it.}

STINKOMAN K: {on the phone} Yeah, I made an awesome Greggo and I wanted you to have it.

TAMPO: {on other line} Ok, send it to my Level, and I'll check it out when I get back. Now remember, this doesn't mean I'm like, a hero or something talking to you like this, we still hate each other.

STINKOMAN K: Right, still hate each other. {hangs up} Now for some email...

{Stinkoman K walks to his Brandy and sits down.}

STINKOMAN K: ...on my new MOUSE BASED SOFTWARE!!

{clicks on the email icon}

subject:stupid

Dear Stinkoman K,
Has 1-up ever done anything
extremely stupid, like sticking
their head in a pencil sharpener?
Yours,

Ultrapoopaw<

STINKOMAN K: {clicks on reply} Well, duh! He IS stupid anyway! Well, yeah he did stick his head in a pencil sharpener.

{camera pans right. Some sloppy handwriting on the wall says: "1-up wuz heer" as 1-Up runs away}

1-UP: HAhahahaha!!

STINKOMAN K: Get back here! You little...uggh. He also has done other things. Like thought he was pudding.

{cut to the 20x6 field. 1-up is trying to bite himself}

1-UP: Why can't I eat me?!

{cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: Heh, idiot. Anyways, he also did some other stuff, like he uhh...I donno. I can't think of anymore, so I'll just uhh...do something. {gets up}

{the "boring" music from "boring(really)" starts playing. Stinkoman K walks over the Stinkoman as he stares at a painting. Note:Stinkoman K is droopy-eyed from now on}

STINKOMAN K: Hey...Stinkoman.....What are you...doing now?

STINKOMAN: I'm watching...my paaainting...dry...

STINKOMAN K: Oh...that sounds...really exciting...

{Stinkoman K walks to Cheataze's room}

STINKOMAN K: Hey there...Cheataze....what kind of...thing....is this?

CHEATAZE: Meeeh...Meh...meh meh....Meh...

STINKOMAN K: Oooohhhh....oh....whatever...I'm gonna go...to the....place...

CHEATAZE: Meh..meh.

{Stinkoman K walks down the hallway for a long time, then eventually topples over and falls asleep. The Paper doesn't come down and nothing happens for exactly 2 minutes until Sankaman walks in}

SANKAMAN: Uhh...Stinkoman K? ...I'm ready for my pummeling now....Hello? {walks out}

{Then the Paper comes down saying "Zzzz...Huh? What?" Then it's usual phrase}

Fun Facts

  • The entire rest of the email is a referance to boring(really).
  • First appearance of Sankaman.
  • Second time The paper says something different since dreamail

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