Stinkoman K Emails/mortal enemy

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Shadowy Figure, Stinkoman K, Professor Star, Stan, Strong Bad K, Cheataze, Tampo.

Length: 51 lines

Stinkoman K gets locked in a cage with his archenemy.

Transcript

{cut to a view from a cage door. The Shadowy Figure is standing on the other side}

SHADOWY FIGURE: AND STAY IN THERE! {leaves}

{cut to Stinkoman K at the Brandy. A dark gray background is seen behind the screen}

STINKOMAN K: Happy 40th Email time!

Dear Stanko k,
If you were locked in a cage with
Your mortal enemy,
Would you survive???
From a butt

STINKOMAN K: Stanko? Well, Mr. Butt, I think you stank! -o. {clears screen} Well, butt, how convenient because...

{pan out to show Stinkoman K in a jail cell with Professor Star, 20X6 Homeschool Winner}

STINKOMAN K: ...I'm doing that right now...

PROF. STAR: Would you quit it with that email garbage? You're going to give me an aneurysm.

STINKOMAN K: Whatever. I'm done with it anyway. I'm-a gonna play some Spider Solitaire.

PROF. STAR: As long as it shuts you up.

STINKOMAN K: {turns head towards Prof. Star; annoyed} You know, I didn't want to do this, either!

PROF. STAR: Well, you had to be an eyewitness to my plan!

STINKOMAN K: You were throwing water balloons!

PROF. STAR: Yeah, but they were scientific water balloons.

{Stinkoman K groans and turns back to his computer}

PROF. STAR: How are you even getting Wi-Fi on that thing?

{Stinkoman K doesn't answer. Pan to the next cell over where Stan is with a router and holding a DS}

STAN: Yes! Now I can get to the Global Trade Center perfectly!

{cut back to Stinkoman K and Prof. Star's cell.}

PROF. STAR: No, move the seven of clubs.

STINKOMAN K: Oh, right.

{long pause}

STINKOMAN K: Alright, that's boring. We need to find a way out!

PROF. STAR: Obviously, but how?

STINKOMAN K: Well, we don't have a small rodent to take the nonexistent key from the guard.

PROF. STAR: Of course, it's voice activated.

STINKOMAN K: Nor do we have a piece of soap or a transforming thing to become a key...

PROF. STAR: Which we don't need.

VOICE: But I can help!

{pan back to Stan's cell, where Strong Bad K is}

STRONG BAD K: Yes, it is I, Strong Bad K! The most minor of them all, never coming out to save the day or anything.

{Strong Bad K rushes towards the wall}

STRONG BAD K: SUUUUPEEERRRR PUUUUNCH!!!

{Strong Bad K jabs the wall...to no avail. Then he transforms back into Stan}

STAN: Oww!! Ow-ow-ow!! Ooooohhh!!

{cut back to Stinkoman K and Prof. Star's cell}

PROF. STAR: Well, that was a waste of phalanges.

STINKOMAN K: And fingers...well, I'll just go back to my internets.

PROF. STAR: I'll care to Stan.

{Stinkoman K sits on the floor again and puts the Brandy on his lap. He starts the following chat with Cheataze}

Chat with Stinkok22, flamingcheat9

STINKOK22: Nope. Strong Bad K did nothing.
FLAMINGCHEAT9: ouch
FLAMINGCHEAT9: whats the bail
STINKOK22: 60,000 Stinko Dollars
FLAMINGCHEAT9: double ouch
STINKOK22: For crimes against water balloons.
FLAMINGCHEAT9: lol
FLAMINGCHEAT9: im saving up some S$ for a gameguy sz, and it
costs 100,000 stinko$
STINKOK22: Well, how much did you save?
FLAMINGCHEAT9: 80,492
STINKOK22: WHAT THE PHARGTL?!
STINKOK22: Break us out, then!
FLAMINGCHEAT9: Ouch...
FLAMINGCHEAT9: i wanted that gameguy...
STINKOK22: -_-
FLAMINGCHEAT9: lol jk
FLAMINGCHEAT9: brt

FLAMINGCHEAT9 signed off.

{Cheataze arrives with the money at the cage door}

STINKOMAN K: Cheataze!!

CHEATAZE: Meeh!

{Tampo pokes in and talks to the voice activated lock}

TAMPO: {sigh} They got bailed.

{The cage door opens and Stinkoman K leaves with Cheataze}

PROF. STAR: Hey, wait! What about me?!

TAMPO: What? Do you have 60,000 Stinko Dollars and a The Cheat to break you out?

{cut to the Brandy in Stinkoman K's computer room}

STINKOMAN K: Don't worry, Stinkoman K fans! I'm saving the good stuff for the 50th email!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "fans" to see whatever happened to Stan.

Easter Egg Transcript

{cut to Stan's cell. Stan has bandages on his left hand}

STAN: Hellooooo? Anyone? At least get me a pizza!

TAMPO: Only three more days until you did you're time, Stan!

STAN: Three days?! Aww...

Fun Facts

• Professor Star appeared previously in an old email.
• The GameGuy SZ was referenced earlier in the 30th email.
• Stan made the perfect pizza in recipes.
• The Global Trade Center is from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.