Stinkoman K Emails/prank

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K.

Stinkoman K get some pranked up emails.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Geez! What's with these emails! Man!

subject: DSL

Stin-K,

You have DSL?

-DSL Man

STINKOMAN K: Uh...no, I have- wait a minute, Is this a spam mail?! Advertizing DSL?! SPAM FOLDER'D!

{the DELETED screen pops up the same way, except it says, "SPAM FOLDER'D!!!"}

STINKOMAN K: Next!

subject: help

stinkoman kay

help me stinkoman some bad guy kidnapped me
I'm Located next door in the skyscraper

that's 183035955 floors tall

STINKOMAN K: Nope not believing you. How come you don't know his name? And I dont live next door to a skyscraper, I live next to...

{gets up and looks out the window. He sees nothing.}

STINKOMAN K: Nothing. I'm in the suburbs, dangit! DELETED!!! {BRAAMMP!!} Geez, people! I don't fall for stuff that easily! You can do better than that!

{The Paper, It says:"Seriously, you can do better than that."}