Stinkoman K Emails/Stink

Cast (in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Stinkoman.

smellyface asks if Stinkoman K stinks(ironic that).

Transcript

subject:stink

dear Stinkoman K,
do you stink? I mean, smell really bad.
You know, we all have a certain "odor" but
some people really stink!
do you shower often? Do you use deodorant?
Is it your breath? Maybe your feet?
let me know
odorfully yours,

smellyface.

STINKOMAN K: Ok, smelly, ironic that you'd ask me if I stink, as my name suggests, but I'll answer it anyway.

{clears screen}

STINKOMAN K: As I was saying, smelly, I may have a little stink, but that doesn't matter! People can barely smell me!

STINKOMAN: If I may interuuuupt, but you stink on ice!!

STINKOMAN K: WHAT?! I just got out of the shower!

STINKOMAN: Then how come you didn't rust?!

STINKOMAN K: It's called a TOWEL! T-OW-EL!!!

STINKOMAN: Uh, well, uh, {studdering} Wah!! {runs away}

STINKOMAN K: {typing} So, there you go, stinky, I don't stink. Now, if you excuse me, I gonna help Stinkoman with the shower.

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} I HOPE YOU SAVED ME SOME HOT WATER!!!

{The Paper comes down "Click here to Email Stinkoman K [email protected]"}