Stinkoman K Emails/changing

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Stinkoman.

Stinkoman K has a choice: shrink 100,000 sizes, or get as fat as an overweight elephant?

Transcript

subject:changing!!!

Dear Stinkoman K,

I dare you to either shrink yourself a hundred thousand sizes or to transmogrify your excellent figure into that of an overweight elephant.

Your something,

Eee-Emm-Jay-Ess

STINKOMAN K: {after"excellent figure", he says "Oh! thanks!"} WHAT?! No way! I'm not losing this {thumps chest} physique! I'll shrink! {types "shrinkmogrify.exe" then "100,000 sizes" he becomes 2 inches tall. Zooms in on him.}

STINKOMAN K: Well, it's not exactly 100,000 sizes, but it's good enough! Now then...

{jumps onto keyboard and starts jumping from key to key.}

STINKOMAN K: A-R-E Y..O...U.....

{screen fades black, then says "3 hours later". Stinkoman K is laying down panting, the Brandy says:}

]are you happy now, emjs. i'll be back.

{The Paper comes down. About 10 seconds later, Stinkoman K turns to normal size.}

STINKOMAN K: Whew! I forgot the Shrinkmogrifier lasts 4 hours! Hmm...Hey, Stinkoman!

STINKOMAN: What?

{Stinkoman K activates the shrinkmogrifier}

STINKOMAN: What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?! Some kinda beam!? You'll pay! You'll AAAAALL pay!

Fun Facts

Explanations

• Stinkoman K's typing was so sloppy because he couldn't reach the shift key.

Referances

• Stinkoman saying "What is that?! WHAT IS THAT?! Some kinda beam?!" is a referance to 20x6 vs. 1936.