Stinkoman K Emails/counterparts

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Strong Bad, Homestar, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Cheatball, Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Strong Sad, Homsar, Stobat KOT, Coach Zubs.

Stinkoman K shows off every single 20X6 counter part of Free Country, USA.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Being fashionably late for emails since 2005: It's Stinkoman K Emails!

subject: 20X6 components

Hey Stinkoman,
Who are the 20X6 components of all the
present day guys?
From Znex

STINKOMAN K: {typing} Well, Znex, there are bunches of different counterparts in 20X6, and most of them aren't what you'd expect. and since I continuously travel from here to 2024, I'm conducted some research and matched them up! So, here we go!

{cut to a white screen}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} Our first contestants are the following...hang on.

{a click noise is heard and Stinkoman K's voice is amplified through a loudspeaker}

STINKOMAN K: Will the following characters please report to the whiteness: Strong Bad, Homestar, Pom Pom and The Cheat. Also, today's lunch is chicken fries. Thank you.

{Stinkoman K's voice is not amplified from now on. The above mentioned characters enter}

STINKOMAN K: Now, then. You should know by now that Strong Bad's anime persona is Stinkoman, my bro. {Strong Bad morphs into Stinkoman, as do the others as he mentions them} Homestar is Kidsta—I mean, 1-Up. Yeah, 1-Up. Pom Pom is Pan Pan, and The Cheat is Cheatball. Now, all of those you know already. But what about those ones we locked away? Well, here they are!

{Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Strong Sad, and Homsar enter as the others leave}

STINKOMAN K: These guys haven't appeared much in 20X6, or at all, for that matter. Well, a few of them may be characters you recognize. The King of Town, for instance, is a Stobat with a crown and robe on in the future.

{The KOT morphs into a Stobat, then a crown and robe appear on him}

STOBAT KOT: More futuristic butter, please!

STINKOMAN K: Creepy, eh? The Poopsmith is not Sticklyman. Nope, not at all. In fact, he hasn't changed much at all. He just works for an exhaust plant. You know, exhaust? Robot poo? Yeah, get the pattern?

{The Poopsmith puts on a blue work jacket and replaces his shovel for a vacuum}

STINKOMAN K: Strong Sad hasn't really changed, either. He was hired as a samurai guard for the King of Town after The Poopsmith quit. That put his Tai Chi classes to good use.

{Strong Sad gains samurai armor and a katana}

STINKOMAN K: Coach Z and Bubs are cyborgs now. And they have a cool ability to fuse into an awesome robot warrior, called Coach Zubs.

{Coach Z and Bubs become more metalic in color and then fuse into an orange Coach Z-like figure with Bubs's head and Coach Z's hat. The medallion has the letters "ZB" on it}

COACH ZUBS: Jorb!

STINKOMAN K: And finally, Homsar is the same, except he now owns a ship and goes fishing for sharks on it. He named the ship "The Gravy Train".

{a ship grows underneath Homsar, and Homsar puts on sailor attire. }

HOMSAR: AAAaAaaAaAaAAAaaaAAAaaAa—

{cut back the the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: And you thought they were weird before. Well, that's the end of the email! Tune in next time for the 40th email!! ...yay!

{The Paper comes down}

STINKOMAN K: Quad-cen-ten...quad-dec...oh, whatever!

Fun Facts

• Yes, I used the "CURRENTYEAR" template.
• "More butter please!" is a line from Who Said What Now?.
• "The Gravy Train" comes from Homsar's character video.