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Stinkoman K rants. WARNING. VIOLENCE ADDED.

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Some Guy, Some Guy's Friend.

Transcript

subject:shower

Dear Stinkoman K
When was the last time you took a shower?
Blegh! I smell you from hear!
Don't Email me back,
I'll die of the stench.

From a REGULAR showerer.

STINKOMAN K: {says "showerer" as "showererererer...er."} Smell me from hear? Hang on...so you can hear me smell? That doesn't make any sence! Didn't you read email #2 "stink" ?! I took a shower then! So don't you think I take showers NOW? No, you know what? I WANT you to die from stench! DIE, GERMAPHOBE!!!! {the deleted screen comes up saying, "SENT!!!"} Whew! That's better. Now to take a shower...erer..er. {walks away}

{a time card comes up saying "Ten Minutes Later"; cut to the Brandy, no one is there, a door opens offscreen and steam comes out of it. Stinkoman K comes out in a towel}

STINKOMAN K: He should be dead now....{an IM pops up}


Someguysfriend332: How DARE you!! You killed my friend woith your horrable stench!

StinkomanK: He died from his own stench.

Someguysfriend332: AHH! Now I'M dieing of your stench!! AHH!

StinkomanK: I just took a shower! Lier!

Someguysfriend332: Uh yt;ktdfTRJHITS OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!!!!!@#12-PERRTJNIY0

{cut to Some Guy's Friend's Computer. A headless robot is sitting in the chair. Cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: Good. The robot's head exploded.

{the Paper}

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