Stinkoman K Emails/history

NOTE: This email is super old. The plot of Stinkoman K's creation is not robotic.

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Strong Bad Jr.

Mitchell wonders how Stinkoman K was created.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Eeeeeem-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-maaaaiiill!

subject: history

Dear Stinkoman K,

What is your history? In other words, Please describe how you were created. Stinkoman was created by Strong bad to be a Bodygaurd. But, He was stolen by Homeschool Winner and then turned bad and then turned good again. But, Strong Bad said he'd never make any robots again. How did you come to be?

-Mitchell Smith

STINKOMAN K: {pronounses "bodygaurd" as "bodygowrd"} Hm, long email. {types} Well, Mitchell, I'll show you that, but be warned: I've cut some material out due to gorey stuff and the inards of yours truly. So if all who are sensitive or prone to a heart attack were to leave immediatly. Roll 'em!

{cut to a portrait of Strong Bad in a fancy frame}

STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} First of all, Mitchell, It was 30x6. So Strong Bad was long gone. {a red cross goes over Strong Bad} He left his building heritage to his son: Strong Bad Jr.

{cut to what looks like Little Strong Bad, which is acually Strong Bad Jr.}

STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} He thought Stinkoman was cool, so he decided he could create his own.

STRONG BAD JR.: {watching a TV show with Stinkoman} Awesome!

STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} So he decided to create moi. Here comes the cut stuff...

{cut to a black background. In white text it says:}

THIS STUFF HAS BEEN CUT OUT DUE TO

DISCUSTING CRAP LIKE GORE, INARDS OF

STINKOMAN K, AND.. THAT'S IT. PLEASE STAND BY.

{cut back to The Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: And that's how I came to be.

{The Paper}

Fun Facts

• "moi" is french for "me".