Stinkoman K Emails/rainyday

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Stinkoman, Puppet Strong Bad (easter egg).

Length: 26 lines

It's a rainy day on Planet K, and Stinkoman K's bored!

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Guess who's bored on a rainy day? I am!

{Stinkoman K types in "stinkok_inbox.exe"}

Welcome Stinkok. You have 9 unread message(s).

-k?
-what's the k stand for?
-change ur name!
-name change
-confusing!
-no updat!!11
-SPAMITY SPAAAM! GLORIUS SPAAAM!
-QWORENSK
-other qualities

STINKOMAN K: Let's see...no-no-no-no-no-no-no. {for each "no" he deletes the first 7 emails} Ooh! Two good ones! You know what I'd do at a time like this...

{He opens the email.}

subject:QWORENSK

QWORENSK Stinkoman K,
QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSK!
QWORENSK? QWORENSK QWORENSK QWORENSKY!
QWORENSKLY QWORENSK,
Mister QWORENSK

{Stinkoman K stares at this email in shock without reading it}

STINKOMAN K: ...{typing} This is...the weirdest email..I have ever received. Let's forward it!

{He types "Forward to Everybody! Everybody!"; The screen clears and says "email forwarded"}

STINKOMAN K: Niiice..email numero dos! {as he says "numero dos", white text flashes on the top of the screen that says "EN SAP!"}

subject: other qualities

Dear Stinkoman K,
What other quantities do
you have besides the ones
that Stinkoman has?
Your Fan,
Jeremy McRipoffartist

STINKOMAN K: {typing} I think I saw this email on TV, when Puppet Strong Bad started an email show? Whatever. I'll just answer it my own way. {clears screen} Well, Ripoff, it might not look it, but I have a lot of different quantities and/or qualities than you may expect.

{cut to a white space with Stinkoman and Stinkoman K standing there, separated by a line}

STINKOMAN K: {voice over} Well, as you can see, I have a completely different color palette. I have blue instead of red, and blond instead on blue. Get my drift so far? Good.

{cut to different clips Stinkoman K and Stinkoman in different situations}

STINKOMAN K: {voice over} Now as you can also see, I have the exact opposite personallity than Stinkoman. I am smart and quick witted, Stinkoman is...{clears throat} Not so smart and quick tempered. Get it? Got it? Good.

{cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: So you see now, Jerome? I am completely different then Stinkoman. Now I will-

{a loud thunderclap is heard and a bright flash fills the room. Then the power goes out.}

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} WAAAH! This POOOWER is out!!

STINKOMAN K: Crap. Well, it seems that I can't answer any more emails. I'll just go see if Stinkoman's alright before he has a hissy fit. {gets up}

{The Paper come down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Puppet Strong Bad" as Stinkoman K mentions it to see a poster.

Puppet Strong Bad!
If Strong Bad can do it, 
why not his puppet?

QUANITIES ARE THE SAME!
A CHEAP PLOT TO CLAIM STRONG BAD!

• Click on "EN SAP" as it flashes on screen, to hear Stinkoman K read the email in Spanish.

Easter Egg Transcript

STINKOMAN K: {reading the email} Querido Stinkoman K. ¿Qué otras cantidades usted tienen además de las que Stinkoman tiene? Su Ventilador, Jeremy Artistadelaestafa.

Fun Facts

• The second easter egg was Babelfished.
• The "EN SAP" joke is also from Commandos in the Classroom.
• Stinkoman K calling Jeremy "Jerome" is from anything.
• "This is...the weirdest email..I have ever received."
  • That quote (if you replace "weirdest" with "greatest" was from your friends.