Stinkoman K Emails/pajamasam

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homsar, numerous other characters without speaking parts.

HAS Stinkoman K ever heard of Pajama Sam?

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Email is the meaning of life! Well, not really.

subject: pajama sam

Dear stinkobrandy,
Have you ever heard of pajama sam?
9-Volt
Diamond City

STINKOMAN K: {typing} Before I start, where's that city located? Sonic Adventure? You must run into alot of crabs and robot-types there. And speed panels. Well, either way. No, I haven't heard of a "Pajama Sam". I've heard of a Sam that's super, one that's a kid, and another that is crudely spelled. But never a Pajama Sam. Though that would make a good '80s band. Let's ask the others.

{cut to a flyer stapled onto the Telephone Pole}

Have YOU heard of Pajama Sam?

Come by The Stick for an emergency meeting!

~STINKOMAN K

{cut to the Stick. Every main character is grouped around it, with Stinkoman K standing on a crate labeled "X0 Thems"}

STINKOMAN K: Alright, everyone, shut up.

STRONG BAD: {raising his hand} Hey! Stupid! {puts his hand down} Why did you host a whole meeting about one guy we don't know about?

EVERYONE ELSE: YEAAH! {random chatter}

STINKOMAN K: {trying to talk over everyone} WELL...WELL I JUST...SHUT UP!

{everyone quiets down}

STINKOMAN K: Well, Strong Bad, I called this meeting to tell you I have recognized this "Pajama Sam" on a previous occasion. Strong Sad?

STRONG SAD: Yes?

STINKOMAN K: Remember sloshy-fest 2004?

STRONG SAD: Yeah, I think so.

STINKOMAN K: {quickly} Remember that replacement drummer they brought out after the last one fainted?

STRONG SAD: Yeah.

STINKOMAN K: {quickly} Red snow hat on?

STRONG SAD: Yeah!

STINKOMAN K: {quickly} Teddy bear drum stick?

STRONG SAD: Yes!

STINKOMAN K: {quickly} Matching red shirt and pants with a butt flap—

STRONG SAD: YES! YES! I DO!

STINKOMAN K: Right. I think that guy is Pajama Sam?

HOMESTAR: The sloshy guy?!

STINKOMAN K: Why not?

HOMSAR: AAaAAAAaAaaaaaAAAa! Beachballs on the soup of the ages!

STINKOMAN K: Correct, Homsar. This could mean that this, "9-Volt" emailer dude, could be a SLOSHY FAN!

{all gasp}

STRONG BAD: {long pause} ...So, wait. That's it?

STINKOMAN K: That's it.

STRONG BAD: ...That meeting sucked...

{everyone leaves; cut to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: {typing} So, there you are, 9-Volt. Hope you have a Radical Highway!

{the paper comes down}

STINKOMAN K: Wow. How Homsar-like of me.

Fun Facts

• Speed panels, crabs, robots, and Radical Highway are all objects and places in Sonic games.
• The beginning is a reference to the email number, forty-two.
• A few examples of Sams named were Super Sam, Thatkidsam, and Sahm.