Stinkoman K Emails/tatte

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Stinkoman K.

Length: 32 lines

Computers: Lappy 486, Compy 386, Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Brandy 4000.

Strong Bad gets an annoying email, and tries to avoid it.

Transcript

{cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad walks in wiping his face with a rag}

STRONG BAD: {puts rag away} Ok, {singing} EEEeeeemail time...after Halloweener...

subject:Boxing Gloves

Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on your
hand?
Crappfully crap,

A fan

STRONG BAD: {typing} Ok, now THESE emails are getting old! Why don't you guys read the other emails?! Don't you know by now that I HATE these emails? Naw, you know what? I'll go back to the ast {sic} to get away from these email...menaces...

{the time traveling effect occurs;cut to Strong Bad at the Compy 386}

STRONG BAD: Ahh, good ol' Compy. Whaddya got for me?

Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on your
hand?
Crappfully crap,

A fan

STRONG BAD: {reading the email} Strong Bad, how do you type witdje-uggh! {typing} How did this email get here?! I mean-in the-ikuh-jib-ney-ohh, I see what your doing. You sent millions of JILLIONS of these emails, didn't you, anony?! Well, you can't stop me! I'll go back FARTHER!!

{time traveling effect;cut to Strong Bad at the Broken Tandy}

STRONG BAD: Here we go again. At the old OLD Tandy! Lesse...

Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on your
hand?
Crappfully crap,

A fan

STRONG BAD: WHAT?! Here TOO?!?! I can't take this anymore! I'm going to go to another specific email! He won't find me there! Won't...won't find me there.

{time traveling effect;cut to Strong Bad at the Pom Pilot}

STRONG BAD: Ha! He won't find me here!

Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on your
hand?
Crappfully crap,

A fan

STRONG BAD: Oh, make it stop!! I'm going forward this time!

POM POM: {offscreen} {bubbles}

STRONG BAD: Oh, nothing!

{time travel effect;cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat at the Tangerine Dreams.}

STRONG BAD: Ok, lesse if The Cheat's advanced computer can do some...advanced filtering...I guess.

Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on your
hand?
Crappfully crap,

A fan

STRONG BAD: Urrggh....{calms down} Ok. You got me. I used every computer from every time, and you STILL follow me. I don't know how you get here, but I want you out. Now. So I'll forward you to the future and see if you can be stopped there. The Cheat! Forward this email to the future.

THE CHEAT: {cheatese; he clicks on the forward button and the window closes}

{fade to black. Text appears saying "Meanwhile, in 20x6...";cut to Stinkoman K(dressed up as a baseball player)on the Brandy.}

STINKOMAN K: Checken' email! I take you to the flipside! Em Liame Esaelp!

Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on your
hand?
Crappfully crap,

A fan

STINKOMAN K: {long pause} Stop forwarding these to me, Strong Bad. This is the fifth time!

{DELETED!!!}

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• I got this idea off of a fun little thing I did playing with the MYO Strong Bad Email choices.
• Strong Bad pronouncing "past" as "ast" is a referance to the ISBEMAIL: threemail.
• If your too lazy to reverse the text in Stinkoman K's email rap, it says "Please email me!".
• The whole rag thing was because Strong Bad was wiping the make-up he put on for his costume this Halloween.
• Stinkoman K dressing up as a baseball player is because that was my real-life Halloween costume.
• There is also a Jibney reference when Strong Bad is talking jibberish in disbelief.