Stinkoman K Emails/nerdygaming

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Cheataze, Stinkoman(kinda), Young Stinkoman K, Young Stinkoman, Kid, Young 1-Up.

Length: 29 lines

Stinkoman K gets 2 emails with similar topics.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: {rapping} Email...ch-check it check it...email...ch-check it check it.

subject: none

Dear Whoever,

We are sorry to inform you that all of your base has been captured by CATS. However, we were gonna tell you about Geico, but they're off duty. So.... Do you think that Pokemon is cool?

From,
The wierdos down the street

STINKOMAN K: {reading}...do you think that- WHAT?! {typing} You seriously ran out of ideas and had to resort to {bleep}?! {stops typing} Whoh. This email show censors that? Cheataze!

{cut to underneath the desk; Cheataze is there next to a panel of complicated controls with Stinkoman K's feet resting on his head.}

CHEATAZE: Meh!

STINKOMAN K: Check the censors!

CHEATAZE: {mumbling in Cheatese as this shows up on the panel:}

CENSORS
hardware="vchip2.0" activated on:

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• necrob
• Pokemon
• numa

\/more

{Cheataze gives Stinkoman K a "thumbs" up}

STINKOMAN K: Ok. Makes sense.

{back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: So anyways, Jerry. I hate {bleep}. And..uh...exploding...potatoes. For the sake of the fans, next email!

subject: dnd

Dear Stinkoman K,
Have you tried playing Dungeons and dragons?
It doesn't have to be real, it could be a penciled
board with old action figurines you've collected
over the years.
Not a bad idea,
Dennis Dunjinman

STINKOMAN K: {typing} Well, it ain't a bad question! I, uhh...{laughs a little} used to play D 'n' D when I was younger. {not typing} Oh, crap. Now Stinkoman's going to say-

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} NEEEEEEEEERRRD!!

STINKOMAN K: SHUT UUUUUUUP!! Ok, cue flashback...

{Cue flashback. A young Stinkoman K is sitting opposite of another kid. They're sitting at a small table with a game board on it. All action goes on in the foreground as Young Stinkoman is playing with an airplane toy.}

YOUNG STINKOMAN K: Ok, I'll raise my fortitude by...{rolls dice} 5 to defeat your Paladin golem.

KID: Aww, nuts!

{Young 1-Up walks in}

YOUNG 1-UP: Hey, guys!

YOUNG STINKOMAN K: Oh, hey, 1-Up. {he takes a bowl of pudding out} Want some pudding?

{1-Up has a shocked look on his face}

YOUNG 1-UP: {repeating in his mind} Pudding...pudding...pudding...

{cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: ...Oh! Ahem...{horrible TGS imitation} LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'VE GROWN! {normal voice} So, there you have it, totally-not-a-girl. Toon in tomorrow and/or today for the 35th email!

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "I'VE GROWN!" for Stinkoman K's old DnD Character Sheet.

Name:___Stupor Guy___
Age:___186,678 + a haf_
Blood Type:__FGTKEOSP posetiv__
Orientation:___Wat?___
Weapons:___Sord, nife, dagr__

Fun Facts

• "necrob" was a curse word from the South Park episode "It Hits The Fan".
• Numa is a word from the Numa Numa internet craze.
• Exploding potatoes are from the old fanstuff forum topic "Crazy-Go-Nuts topic".
• My non-canon reason for 1-Up's obsession with pudding.
• "LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'VE GROWN!" is a line from "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad"
• Stinkoman K calling Dennis Dunjinman "not a girl" is a reference to how her name sound like she's a boy, but she is, in fact, a girl.