Stinkoman K Emails/futuristic weapons

Cast (in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Cashier.

Transcript

subject:hurry!

Dear MKII,
How's it hangin'? Have you seen
a store that sells
hydro-micro-plaminators? I need
a new one.
your pal,

UL119

{says "UL119" as "uh-l 119, hm, I guess he used his username"}

STINKOMAN K: Oh, jeez! you just reminded me! brb! {gets up and runs}

{cut to a supermarket, in the "Weapons Section", Stinkoman K runs in.}

STINKOMAN K: {panting} Lesse if they haven't sold out...

{he sees a water gun with some weird solution in it. there's a tag that says:}

HYDRO MICRO PLAMINATOR
Only $299.99!!!!

STINKOMAN K: WHAT?! $299.99?! And there's only TWO LEFT?! Where do they get that kinda money? Hmmm...{takes out 3 bills} ...100...200...300! There!

INTERCOM: {beep beep beep!} Attention, the Hydro {mumbles} will be sold out in 2 minutes! {click}

STINKOMAN K: Oh crap! It's worth every penny! {slams it on the counter} I'dliketobuythis!

CASHER: {dull} $250.72 plus tax of shipi-

STINKOMAN K: yea,yeawhatevertakeit,bye!

{cut back to the Compy, The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

• I figured it'd be like a water gun, since it had "hydro" in it. and "plaminators" it involved plants, but it'd be part gun.