Stinkoman K Emails/thirtyfive

Overview

STINKOMAN K EMAIL #35!!

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Cheataze, Homecheat Runner, Stinkocheat K, Cheat Bad, Homcheat, Cheat Mad, Cheat Sad, Cheatzipan, The Cheat of Town, The Cheatsmith, Cheat Z, Bubcheat, Cheat Pom, Homecheat Winner.

Length: About 130 lines. (Go ahead! Count them!)

Stinkoman K discovers a lost dimension...

Transcript

Part 1: It Begins...

STINKOMAN K: Woah! Two email episodes in one day! Will the wonders ever seise?

subject:Help!!

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STINKOMAN K: {doesn't even read the email} ...what in the name of Homsar is this?! Is this a virus? No, it can't be. it couldn't have gotten through my awesome virus shield. Hey, Cheataze!

{Cheataze comes out from under the desk. A thud is heard.}

STINKOMAN K: Ow, my legs. {He puts Cheataze on his lap} Hey, Cheataze, can you read this?

{cut to a close up of Cheataze face. His eyes and mouth are wide open and gradually, the camera zooms into him}

STINKOMAN K: {voices drowned out} I donno why I'm asking you, but I just wanna see if you know, cause you're a The Cheat and...

{pan out back to the normal camera angle}

STINKOMAN K: ...which is why the cookies smell so bad after 3 minutes in the oven. So I had to-

CHEATAZE: {screams random Cheatese and runs out the door}

STINKOMAN K: What the crap?! Cheataze!

{Stinkoman K runs after him, cut to the field where Cheataze jumps into a line and disappears; Stinkoman K enters stage right}

STINKOMAN K: What? This email just gets weirder and weirder...

{Stinkoman K reaches his right arm into the line. It disappears until he pulls it out}

STINKOMAN K: Woah...well, then. Looks like gonna have to jump!

{Stinkoman K jumps into the line and disappears completely. The line then shrivels into nothingness. Cut to a rainbow of colors swirling around with Stinkoman K falling into the center}

STINKOMAN K: Ahhh! Somebody help me before I get a seizure! I have epilepsy!

{Stinkoman K disappears in the center.}

{End of Part 1.}

Part 2: The Discovery

{Beginning of Part 2. Setting: Nothing. Stinkoman K's sight. He is gradually opening his eyes}

STINKOMAN K: {woozy} Woah...what..what happened last night? I gotta cut down on the...the..Runnerburgers...

{image comes into vision of a white The Cheat with a blue propeler cap on.}

STINKOMAN K: WAHH! What kind of The Cheat are you?!

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: {Cheatese}

STINKOMAN K: Right, now that's make PERFECT sense! Wait, no it doesn't-what do you mean?

{Homecheat Runner continues to talk cheatese as the camera moves across the Field. The location looks similar to FCUSA, but with The Cheats are everywhere}

STINKOMAN K: Wait, so you're saying that every single character in my dimension has a the Cheat version in yours?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: {Cheatese; gives Stinkoman K a set of headphones}

STINKOMAN K: Ok.

{Stinkoman K puts the headphones on; the rest of the dialouge spoken by The Cheats will be in english}

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Can you hear me now?

STINKOMAN K: {stands there wide-eyed}

{pause}

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Good. Now let's continue. You are now in the t34 c43@t dimension.

STINKOMAN K: {snaps back to normal} Right. So, is my The Cheat form here?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: No, actually. Whenever a character comes to our dimension, their The Cheat form disappears.

STINKOMAN K: Oh. That would make sense. Considering-

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: -the paradoxes? Yes. So what we do is change the visitors into The Cheats. You know, to "blend in with the crowd"?

STINKOMAN K: So I would become Stinkocheat K?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Exactly.

STINKOMAN K: So, how do I do it?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Just push the yellow button on the headphones.

{close up on the headphones. Stinkoman K pushes the yellow button and a flash fills the screen. At fade in, Stinkoman K becomes Stinkocheat K}

STINKOCHEAT K: Sweet!

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: You can take the headphones off now.

{he does so}

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Although we sound like you're speaking english, actually, we are speaking Cheatese at the moment, and so are you, but no one can understand us but each other.

STINKOCHEAT K: Makes perfect sense. So, why did you email me gibberish and ask for help?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Oh, right. The "gibberish" we sent you was cordinates to our dimension. We figured that only your The Cheat would understand it and follow you to it.

STINKOCHEAT K: Oh! Ok.

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Speaking of which, he's over there talking to Cheat Bad.

{cut to Cheataze talking to Cheat Bad by The Stick.}

CHEAT BAD: So I was checkin' my Cheat-mail, and I DELCHEATED a few, I read a few, and-

STINKOCHEAT K: {offscreen} Hey, Cheataze!

CHEATAZE: Yo! 'Sup, K!

{back the Stinkocheat K and Homecheat Runner}

STINKOCHEAT K: SWEET! So, why did you ask me for help?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: We wanted your superior challenging and fighting abilities to do battle with the ultimate bad guy here, Homecheat Winner. He's my brother, unfortunatly.

STINKOCHEAT K: So let's go kick some Cheat butt, then!

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Woah there, tiger. We still have to introduce the rest of the gang!

{cut to another part of the Field. Homcheat is there.}

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Here's Homcheat. He's like your Homsar.

HOMCHEAT: AAaaaAaaAa! Why does the cheese crumble?

STINKOCHEAT K: I can see that.

{Cheat Mad runs across the screen}

CHEAT MAD: DAAHH!!

STINKOCHEAT K: Woah! Where's the fire, man?!

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: That's Cheat Mad.

STINKOCHEAT K: Oh, ok. So, can we just cut to a montage and get this over with?

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: I guess so.

{cue montage of each character: Cheat Sad stands there and sighs. Cheat Bad does a Double Deuce. Cheatzipan waters her radish garden. The Cheat of Town stuffs his face in butter. The Cheatsmith shovels his whatsit. Cheat Z blows his whistle. Bubcheat does his "Check it out" dance. Cheat Pom talks on his Cheat Pilot}

{cut to a white screen with Stinkocheat K}

STINKOCHEAT K: WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW FOR PART 3, PEOPLE!

{End of Part 2}

Part 3: The Battle

{Beginning of Part 3. Setting: A rocky terrain at the foot of a creepy looking mountain. The Brothers Cheat, Stinkocheat K, Homecheat Runner, Cheataze, and Homcheat are staring at a large castle on top of the mountain}

STINKOCHEAT K: Ok, can we stop staring dramaticly at the castle and GO ALREADY?

CHEAT SAD: I just came to see the mayhem and pain... {sighs}

STINKOCHEAT K: {to Homecheat} Wow, he's worse than our Strong Sad.

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Well, he's not as strong in our dimension.

STINKOCHEAT K: {laughs} Ok, Cheat roll call! Cheat Bad!

CHEAT BAD: Yo.

STINKOCHEAT K: Cheat Mad?

CHEAT MAD: Dah.

STINKOCHEAT K: Homcheat?

{Homcheat just sits there}

STINKOCHEAT K: ...okay, you're here. Cheataze!

CHEATAZE: Whaddya think?

STINKOCHEAT K: Okay, we're set!

{cut to the entrance. The gang walks by it where there is a small machine mounted on the wall next to the door}

STINKOCHEAT K: Looks like we need a password.

HOMECHEAT RUNNER: Lemme see...

{he types in "omg homecheat winna iz teh roxorz!!!11" and as buzzer is heard}

CHEAT BAD: Email?

{buzz}

CHEAT MAD: DAHH?

{buzz}

HOMCHEAT: AaaAAaAAAAaAaa-

{buzz}

STINKOCHEAT K: Wait. I know! ...{bleep}!

{ding! The screen says "'pokemon' accepted"}

STINKOCHEAT K: Alright, let's go.

{cut to the throne room where Homecheat Winner is sitting}

HOMECHEAT WINNER: Ahh...It's good to be dictator of a dimension.. {door opens} Wah?!

STINKOCHEAT K: Alright, Nerdcheat Winner! Time to put you to bed!

HOMECHEAT WINNER: {sarcastic} Oh, I'm quivering in my non-existant boots! Bring it on, Shorty!

STINKOCHEAT K: Oh, it is SO on.

{fight scene. Homecheat Winner dodges the first three punches thrown at him, followed by a kick to the ground. Stinkocheat K gets up and uppercuts him to the ceiling. Homecheat Winner then pile drives Stinkocheat K to the wall. Cheat Bad steps up and does the one-two punch technique, where his first punch is slow and easy to dodge, and his next punch is quick and strong. Homecheat Winner falls to the ground.}

HOMECHEAT WINNER: {weak} You...you'll never...stop...me!

STINKOCHEAT K: Hmph. Homcheat?

HOMCHEAT: AAAaAaAaAAAaaAAAaAAAAaAAAaaAaaAAaaaAAA-

HOMECHEAT WINNER: SHUT UP!! Fine...I'm too weak and permenantly damaged to rule, anyway. I...I give up.

{all of the The Cheats cheer}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} And so, Homecheat Winner was defeated for good, and is currently being cared for by Cheatzipan. Afterwards, Cheat Bad made a successful email show, and Bubcheat had a more major part in the cast. The End.

{cut to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: {typing} So, there you have it, Mr. Shmoe. {not typing} This email was long! I'd like to thank the patient fans for standing for my laziness. CREDITS!

Credits

• Director: Cherry Greg
• Clapper Loader: Whatshisname
• Cast
  • Stinkoman K: Stinkoman K
  • Cheataze: Ted Cheat
• Graphics Designer: MSPaint
• Voices for The Cheats:
  • Homestar Runner
  • Strong Bad
  • Strong Sad
  • Strong Mad
  • Homsar
  • Homeschool Winner
  • And Stinkoman K as Cheataze and Stinkocheat K
• Special Thanks
  • The Patient Fans
  • My laziness
  • My computer
  • My hands
  • My writers cramp
  • The Brothers Chaps
  • and Joey Day for creating the wiki.
• CLICK HERE TO EMAIL STINKOMAN K.

Fun Facts

• Runnerburger was from the commentary of the Yello Dello DVD.
• Pokemon being censored is from the previous email.
• Homcheat helping defeat Homecheat Winner is a refrence to homsar (my email).
• This is, obviously, my longest email.