Stinkoman K Emails/strongbadk

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Stan, Strong Bad K, Bubs.

Stinkoman K talks about Strong Bad K.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Uhh...email? I don't know. Just...email.

subject: present day counterpart

Hey man,
I am your present day counterpart!
Meet me in the field.
The 386
P.S. My skin is inverse color.

STINKOMAN K: Err, 386? Hate to break it to ya, man, but I already have a 2024 counterpart. Of course, you wouldn't know him. He never gets any emails.

STAN: {distant} Still waiting on number six, people!

STINKOMAN K: Yeah, so there's no need for me to come over there. Nope. None whatsoever.

{cut to The Stick. A The Cheat is standing there looking lonely. He is donning a green t-shirt labeled "wiki user", a backwards cap, and glasses.}

WIKI CHEAT: {sighs}

{cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: Moving onward!

{He opens a new email}

subject: descendants

Dear Stinkoman K,
Are you a descendent of Strong Bad K?
Some Ants Toot,
GeniusinFrance

STINKOMAN K: Oh, really, French dude? You think you're such a genius? Well what's the capital of Uruguay?! Huh? Huh? Montevideo! Ha ha! {clears throat; typing} Okay, clearly people know nothing about Strong Bad K. So let's do an email on the subject, shall we? We shall!

{cut to Stan sitting in his room}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} Meet Stan.

STAN: {noticing narration} Hunh? Who's there?

STINKOMAN K: {narration} On the outside, people only see him as a boring, someteen-year-old blonde kid with no life other that his computer/TV.

STAN: Well, that's true.

STINKOMAN K: {narration} But on the inside, deep in the bowels of Stan's creepy personal life, lies a comic book. A book written and illustrated by Stan known as...

{cut to a comic book showing a blueish Strong Badman in a similarly styled comic}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} STRONG BAD K!! Da-dada-DAAA!

{cut to a gray table with a penciled-in comic book sitting on it}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} Stan started this comic in the 5th grade, when he still worked for Bubs.

{pan out to show Stan drawing in the book. Bubs enters from the basement quietly}

BUBS: Boo!
STAN: Wah!

BUBS: Drawing that comic again, eh?

STAN: But Mr. Bubs! I gotta—

BUBS: You gotta what? Write hundreds of books and become a bestseller only to have the hero die?

STAN: No...

BUBS: You're fired!

{cut to the same book on Stan's desk at his house}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} As Stan grew older, post-Bubs, he continued to make these comics, known for creepy plot twists, and re-reused inside jokes.

{cut to the comic. Strong Bad K beats up a villain.}

STRONG BAD K: WA HA HAH! {as he says this, the words appear in big letters next to him} I wonder if my dog was here to see this?

{at this point, the next panel shows a dog crashing through a background window}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} This joke only long time readers will understand, so don't even bother asking.

{cut to the jail from email 40}

STINKOMAN K: {narration} Stan tried to actually be Strong Bad K once...

{Strong Bad K rushes towards the prison wall}

STRONG BAD K: SUUUUPEEERRRR PUUUUNCH!!!

{Strong Bad K jabs the wall...to no avail. Then he transforms back into Stan}

STAN: Oww!! Ow-ow-ow!! Ooooohhh!!

STINKOMAN K: {narration} ...but failed miserably.

{cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: There you go, DumbbuttInItaly. The True Story of Strong Bad K.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• "Someteen" is from TGS Issue 10
• Stinkoman K's narration in the beginning and Stan's reaction is similar to the SBEmail narrator.
• Stan's backstory about his job with Bubs is a reference to what Bubs said in Cool Things.
• Stan's "But Mr. Bubs!" line is from the SBEmail part time job.
• The jail scene is copy-pasted directly from mortal enemy