Stinkoman K Emails/restaurant

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Homestar, Cheataze, Strong Sad.

Stinkoman K rants about restaurants.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Big bucks! No whammys! Aaaand...{pulls up the email} STOP!

subject: 24/7 all you can eat

Hey Stinkoman,
What would you eat if you were at a
five star 24/7 all you can eat restaurant
where everything was free?
-Znex

STINKOMAN K: Wow, if this were an actual prize, it'd be that Lifetime Supply of M&Ms. {clear screen} Well, Z-nex, this has always been a tough question in my mind. Since it depends on what type of restaurant you're talking about. In fast food restaurants, the question should be restated: "What wouldn't I eat?"

{cut to the fast food restaurant, Burger Emperor. Stinkoman K is at the counter with Homestar at the register on the other side}

HOMESTAR: Welcome to Burger Emperor, your burger dictator, may I take your order?

STINKOMAN K: Yeah, I'll have the Fart Burger meal, make it a large. With some Cola-Cola. And the Chicken Emperor Kiddie Meal, with some Cheat Drink. Aaaand, a green toy for Cheataze.

CHEATAZE: Meh!

HOMESTAR: For here?

STINKOMAN K: Uhh...

{Stinkoman K turns around to see a huge party going on behind him. Every table is filled with children running everywhere and increasingly annoyed parents. The mascot, a giant burger, is being tackled on}

STINKOMAN K: {looks back at Homestar} Nah, I'll take it home.

{cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: {typing} Now, if you're talking about a fancy restaurant, even I don't know.

{cut to the fancy restaurant, Le Empeurer de Bugeur. Stinkoman K is reading the menu.}

STINKOMAN K: {reading badly} Le Bashion de Brillionante?! What the phlarg is that?! Oh. {reading} "Slugs dipped in mayonnaise and battered in frying oil." Eww...sounds...appetizing...

{Strong Sad enters in a waiter's uniform}

STRONG SAD: Welcome, are you ready for your food?

STINKOMAN K: Yeah. Do you have fries?

STRONG SAD: Uhh...no.

STINKOMAN K: Are you sure? I mean, I can't find anything edible here.

STRONG SAD: Just pick something.

STINKOMAN K: Alright, fine. I'll just have some Pork Loaf with cheese.

{time transition; Stinkoman K is slowly getting more and more tired. He soon falls asleep. Cut back to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: Now, under the conditions you mentioned, Znex, I think I would do just that. Just for a longer period of time. So, until next time: Have It Your Way!

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• "Big bucks, no whammies!" is a line commonly said by contestants on Press Your Luck. A lifetime supply of M&Ms is a prize on there.
• Cheat Drink is from cheat fun.
• Colored toys are from drive-thru.
• "Have It Your Way" is the slogan for Burger King.