Stinkoman K Emails/homsar

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Stinkoman, Sterrance, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Homsar, Strong Mad.

Length: 39 lines

Stinkoman K describes the positives of Homsar.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: Email...you never know what will happen next.

{At that moment Stinkoman runs across the room screaming, followed by a stampede of Sterrances. 1-Up and Pan Pan following them all}

1-UP: PUDDING!!! PUDDING!!! PUDDING!!!

PAN PAN: Baddalang.

{zoom out to them all being crushed by a giant foot; SFX: fart}

{cut back the the Brandy. Stinkoman K was looking on and was speechless.}

subject:homsar

Dear STINKOMAN K!!!
Do you hate Homsar? I hate Homsar!
Crapfully yours,
Homsar Hater

STINKOMAN K: {screams "STINKOMAN K!!!"} How...DARE you! Homsar is a major contribution to our society! Come on!

{cut to a picture of Homsar standing out in a field.}

STINKOMAN K: {offscreen} Just..just look at that guy! He's awesome! He's...short...fat...and, Squeaky! He has Squeaky on his head!

{Stinkoman K walks in}

STINKOMAN K: {talking like he's on a commercial} And he can help you with a lot of different tasks!

{cut to the Brandy. Homsar is sitting at it}

STINKOMAN K: {narrating} Like writing spam mail...

HOMSAR: AAaAAaAaaAaAAAaAaaaAaaaAAaAAAaaAaaAAAA!!!!

{he typed the following:}

Compose SPAMZORZ!!11

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{cut to the field. Homsar is standing next to Strong Mad}

STINKOMAN K: {narrating} Annoying the crap out of people so they would leave you alone...

HOMSAR: AaAAaaaAAaaa!! I like the eyelash warrior!!

STRONG MAD: WHAT YOU SAY?!

HOMSAR: AaAAaaAaAA!!! You just won a pony car kitty at Kentuk-aruka!!!

{Strong Mad runs away}

{cut to a court room, Homsar is sitting in the defendant's podium}

STINKOMAN K: ...and lawyer!

JUDGE: How do you plead?

HOMSAR: AaaAaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAaAaaAaaaaAaAAAA-

JUDGE: Alright! Alright! You're free to go! Just get him out of my court room!

{cut back to the field with Stinkoman K and Homsar}

HOMSAR: AAaAAAAaaAa! Why wait?! I won the super time place green man!

STINKOMAN K: That's right! And you can borrow him now for any need! Only for $19.95! BUT WAIT! There's more!

{cut to a yellow screen with Homsar's bowler in the center}

STINKOMAN K: Order now and you'll get your own Squeaky FREE with your paid order!

{cut to a screen that says:}

HOMSAR
Borrow today!
$19.95!
Squeaky FREE!

1-800-555-2400
<a bunch of really tiny text>

NARRATOR: Call 1-800-555-2400 now for your week-long borrowation of Homsar! {says gibberish really quickly}

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• "WHAT YOU SAY?" is a line from the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" internet craze.
• The foot is from Monty Python.
• $19.95 and the free gift is the most common price for items ordered off commercials.
• 2400 is the last numbers of the phone number of the shopping company Bamzu.