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Stinkoman K Emails/drawing
Overview
Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Stinkoman,
Stinkoman K draws.
Transcript
{cut to a lone Brandy.}
YOU HAVE 5 NEW EMAILS
{fade to black. Fade in to Stinkoman K and Stinkoman on Planet K. Both are badly injured and panting}
STINKOMAN K: I can't believe...even with my quadruple deuce...I can't beat you...
STINKOMAN: You have...a LOOOT...to learn. I'm older than you. You're weaker...
{record scratch}
STINKOMAN K: {exasperated} Could you cut with the serious stuff? This ain't 1-Up's email show.
STINKOMAN: It's all for show, man. I was paid GOOOD money to get that serious for 1-Up's centen-email!
STINKOMAN K: Whatev'. Let's go inside.
{both begin to leave}
STINKOMAN: FINALLY! Geez, it's been alot of freakin' MONTHS!
{Stinkoman K and Stinkoman jump into a time portal; fade back to the Brandy as Stinkoman K arrives}
STINKOMAN K: Woah! This is odd! {closes the window and clicks on the email icon} Guess I'll...check some email...
{the newest email appears and Stinkoman K reads it aloud}
Dear the Stinkomanest of K's,
Have you ever drawn a drawing that you were
particuliary proud of? If so, brag about it
where we can see you, if not, Explain a Snow
Day you've had, because I'm having one right now!!!
NOT Forrest Gump but,
Bijounena
{after reading the greeting, Stinkoman K says "Oh! Thank you!"; and says "particuliary" as spelled}
STINKOMAN K: Well, Sum 14, I know you guys haven't noticed yet, but I have been sending in character concept sketches for Strong Bad's comic! Check them out!
{cut to a closer view of the desk}
STINKOMAN K: This is Dumbstar. It's Strong Bad's impersonation of Homestar, so I decided to add him to the comics. Well, the rest is self explanatory. I think it's a work of art myself, and Strong Bad likes the idea. Expect this is emails to come!
{cut back to the Brandy}
STINKOMAN K: S'not bad, eh, 7+7? Well, this email was a bit short, but I gotta keep training with Stinkoman. Let's all hope he doesn't put on that {speech is bleeped out; text is blurred} soundtrack again.
STINKOMAN: {offscreen} DON'T BOTHER!!
{The Paper comes down saying, "Don't Email Stinkoman K! His inbox is getting too full!"}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the blur to have it fade away to reveal the word "Pokemon".
Fun Facts
- Sum 14 is "Bijouena"'s new username.
- There were many references to Stinkoman's personality in 1-Up's 100th email. In said email, he was serious and much like an older brother, which is way out of character for him.
- "DON'T BOTHER!!" is from Sbemail 150?!?.
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