Stinkoman K Emails/cheese

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Cheataze

Length: 29 lines

Stinkoman K orders cheese online.

Transcript

{Setting is the computer room. The Brandy is absent, and the table is covered with dust. Eventually, Stinkoman K walks in and takes the dusty Brandy out from under the table}

STINKOMAN K: Thanks, Cheataze.

CHEATAZE: Meh.

{Stinkoman K opens the Brandy up and clicks on the Email icon}

STINKOMAN K: All right...email time!

Welcome stinkok22, You have 3 unread messages.

-pokemon
-Name
-cheese
-d00d!11 tis iz weerd!!111
-FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: A Sad Story
-New carpet and flooring for only $39.95!!!
-SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!

STINKOMAN K: Ohh! Let's open....cheese.

{He clicks on the "cheese" email and it opens.}

subject:cheese

Dear Stinkoman K,

Do you like cheese? Cause if you do, theres a cheese shop on the corner of ABC and 1-2-3

From,
Not the cheese factory

STINKOMAN K: Oh, I hate it when poeple don't give their names! Or, at least user names! Ok, you're name is...Mike {backspaces "Not the cheese factory" and types "Mike"} ...ey {adds "y" to the end} ...Thyme. {types "Thyme" as a last name} Ok.

{clears the screen}

STINKOMAN K: Well, Mister Thyme, I can tell that your wrong! That cheese factory moved to the corner of DEF and 456! This email is like, from April, right? Figures...well, anyways, Thymey, I-

{a message pops up that says "You have 1 new email"}

STINKOMAN K: Just in thyme! I mean time! I was running out of ideas of how to answer this email! ON SCREEN!

subject:CHEESEFACT CHEESE OF THE MONTH CLUB UPDATE!!!

Dear Members:

There is a new Cheese of the Month for July!


Behold! Gouda Mozza-fedda-shingy-shoonga-gingy! (AKA Gouda Mozza)

In CheeseFact production as we speak! Click here to order!

Sincerely,
CheeseFact Cheese Factory
cheesefactcheeseycheese.com

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NEW DOWNLOADABLE SMILEYS AT YIPEE.COM!!! DOWNLOAD FREE FOR $5.95!

STINKOMAN K: Holy sweet cheese! I gotta order this!

{clicks on the link. Fade to black. Fade in to Stinkoman K still on the computer with a different page up.}

STINKOMAN K: Ok...address: {mumbles while typing} All done! {pushes "ORDER NOW!"}

{Text comes up saying "Thank you. Your item will be shipped in 4-5 days.}

STINKOMAN K: Well, that's a short waiting time. Well, I guess I'll have to wait it out...

{fade to black with the message "6 weeks later...". Fade back in with Stinkoman K sleeping on the couch.}

{SFX: Doorbell}

STINKOMAN K: {couch mumbling} ...Halo....Star Wars...Battlefront...Xbox Live- {wakes up} Huh? What?! Oh! It's here!

{cut to the front door. Stinkoman K opens it, showing a package on the porch and horrendous rain outside. Stinkoman K grabs it and closes the door.}

STINKOMAN K: Yes, yes, yesyesyesyes!!

{he opens the package and a horrible stench wafts from the box. Stinkoman K faints.}

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Cheataze as a footrest comes from room service
• The first three emails were actual emails that were in my inbox at the time. The others are parodys of chain letters.
• Thyme is a running gag in the Homestar toons.
• "ON SCREEN!" is from Shopping For Danger
• The "downloadable smileys" is from the footer of every email sent by a Yahoo user, advertising new smileys most of the time.
• The shipping time becoming longer than said is because "shipped" is put on the mail truck/whatever and sent to your house. It could take much longer to drive to your house and deliver it.
• The following were couch mumblings:
  • Halo
  • Star Wars: Battlefront
  • XBox Live