Stinkoman K Emails/canceled show

Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K,

Stinkoman K describes a canceled show he loved so much.

Transcript

STINKOMAN K: {singing} 1, 2, 3-4-5! I got an email, an email tonight!

subject:canceled show

Stinkoman K,
Wat is your fave Television show that is not aired anymore?
Eating Cheese Right Now,

TheCheese

STINKOMAN K: What?! The Cheese eat cheese?? Man, you're a flippin canibal! Eating your own kind?! Jeez! ...oh, wait. The member. Uhh...{facing towards the camera}you didn't see nothin! {calms down and starts typing} Well, cheesehead, I always loved that taped copy on "Limozeen: But There In Space!" Strong Bad has, but that's not my favorite! I always loved that old anime they had on TV in 2087. It was called:

{cut to a logo with 3D letters saying:}

STINKOMAN K: THE ATTACK OF SUPER EVIL FARM PLAY WORLD LAND!!!

{cut to a dark passageway with three anime-esgue guys getting chased by robots}

STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} The show basicly centered on three guys traped in a closed theme park defeating the evil, malfuntioning robots in the park. All controlled by the evil MASTER COMPUTER!!!

{cut to a view of a gigantic computer screen with a face}

MASTER COMPUTER: Well, it seems those three little humans managed to defeat my Pre-bots...GUARDS! ATTACK THEM!!

{cut to the three beating the everloving snot out of robots}

STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} The three guys where:

{cut to a zoom in of a purple-haired guy in battle}

STINKOMAN K: Hazuko, the main man, and usually an uptight idiot.

{cut to the green haired kid}

STINKOMAN K: Roshthnechnthu, a nerd.

{cut to a guy sitting down doing nothing}

STINKOMAN K: and Bob the accountant, like the Reynold of the crew.

{cut to some various screenshots from the show}

STINKOMAN K: I donno why it got canceled, maybe because the plot stunk and they had so many fillers. Or the names were hard to pronounce...

{cut to a guy watching the show}

TV NERD: I like Rosenthincdkfgdfkdsldlgv...ahh {eyes turn red} I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT!

{cut to the Brandy}

STINKOMAN K: Roshthnechnthu, you idiot! Well, I still thought the show was awesome.

{Stinkoman appears stage right}

STINKOMAN: I don't know why AAAANYone would like it! It had glaring mistaaaaakes and reeeeeferences!

STINKOMAN K: Oh, shut it up, you! Besides, you're wearing that show's T-shirt!

STINKOMAN: Uhhh...no I'm not?

STINKOMAN K: What do you think I am, blind? It's on you right now, idiot!

STINKOMAN: Wuh, wuh WAAAGH!!! {runs away}

STINKOMAN K: Oh, no! You're not getting away that easily! CHEATAZE!!

{Cheataze comes in and walks in front of Stinkoman K}

STINKOMAN K: CONTACT!

CHEATAZE: Meh meh!

{Stinkoman K kicks Cheataze offscreen, we hear a thump}

STINKOMAN: {offscreen;in pain} OOOWWW!! Oh, my leg! It's like, my leg! It hurts sooo bad!!!

STINKOMAN K: Yeh, that'll learn ya! {turns back to his computer and starts typing} Well, Cheeseyman, I gotta gloat at Stinkoman some more and upgrading Cheataze's SB score! Cya!

{The Paper comes down; it says:Click here to email Stinkoman K}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "SB score" to see Cheataze's new privaleges.

Easter Egg Transcript

{cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad pulls up a menu}

Strong Bad Rewards Omega Diamond Privaleges

• Unlimited access to custom-made crisper drawer
• Channel buttons on remote
• Very own BMW lighter
• Clothes put in wash with others
• Bubs' Really NEW Pizza delivery
• Unlimited access to severe beating of Homestar/Gron Sad
• Trogdor arcade game with no timer

Fun Facts

• The Limozeen video is from best thing.
• This is the first time Stinkoman K kicks Cheataze(he seems to like it).
• "OOOWWW!! Oh, my leg! It's like, my leg! It hurts sooo bad!!!"
  • This is based off of Stinkoman's quote from 20x6 vs. 1936.
• This has to be my third longest email to date, second longest being advertisement
• Stinkoman K's email rap is a (real-world)referance to the song "Mambo Number Five".