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Overview
Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K,
Stinkoman K describes a canceled show he loved so much.
Transcript
STINKOMAN K: {singing} 1, 2, 3-4-5! I got an email, an email tonight!
subject:canceled showStinkoman K,
TheCheese
Wat is your fave Television show that is not aired anymore?
Eating Cheese Right Now,
STINKOMAN K: What?! The Cheese eat cheese?? Man, you're a flippin canibal! Eating your own kind?! Jeez! ...oh, wait. The member. Uhh...{facing towards the camera}you didn't see nothin! {calms down and starts typing} Well, cheesehead, I always loved that taped copy on "Limozeen: But There In Space!" Strong Bad has, but that's not my favorite! I always loved that old anime they had on TV in 2087. It was called:
{cut to a logo with 3D letters saying:}
STINKOMAN K: THE ATTACK OF SUPER EVIL FARM PLAY WORLD LAND!!!
{cut to a dark passageway with three anime-esgue guys getting chased by robots}
STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} The show basicly centered on three guys traped in a closed theme park defeating the evil, malfuntioning robots in the park. All controlled by the evil MASTER COMPUTER!!!
{cut to a view of a gigantic computer screen with a face}
MASTER COMPUTER: Well, it seems those three little humans managed to defeat my Pre-bots...GUARDS! ATTACK THEM!!
{cut to the three beating the everloving snot out of robots}
STINKOMAN K: {voiceover} The three guys where:
{cut to a zoom in of a purple-haired guy in battle}
STINKOMAN K: Hazuko, the main man, and usually an uptight idiot.
{cut to the green haired kid}
STINKOMAN K: Roshthnechnthu, a nerd.
{cut to a guy sitting down doing nothing}
STINKOMAN K: and Bob the accountant, like the Reynold of the crew.
{cut to some various screenshots from the show}
STINKOMAN K: I donno why it got canceled, maybe because the plot stunk and they had so many fillers. Or the names were hard to pronounce...
{cut to a guy watching the show}
TV NERD: I like Rosenthincdkfgdfkdsldlgv...ahh {eyes turn red} I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT!
{cut to the Brandy}
STINKOMAN K: Roshthnechnthu, you idiot! Well, I still thought the show was awesome.
{Stinkoman appears stage right}
STINKOMAN: I don't know why AAAANYone would like it! It had glaring mistaaaaakes and reeeeeferences!
STINKOMAN K: Oh, shut it up, you! Besides, you're wearing that show's T-shirt!
STINKOMAN: Uhhh...no I'm not?
STINKOMAN K: What do you think I am, blind? It's on you right now, idiot!
STINKOMAN: Wuh, wuh WAAAGH!!! {runs away}
STINKOMAN K: Oh, no! You're not getting away that easily! CHEATAZE!!
{Cheataze comes in and walks in front of Stinkoman K}
STINKOMAN K: CONTACT!
CHEATAZE: Meh meh!
{Stinkoman K kicks Cheataze offscreen, we hear a thump}
STINKOMAN: {offscreen;in pain} OOOWWW!! Oh, my leg! It's like, my leg! It hurts sooo bad!!!
STINKOMAN K: Yeh, that'll learn ya! {turns back to his computer and starts typing} Well, Cheeseyman, I gotta gloat at Stinkoman some more and upgrading Cheataze's SB score! Cya!
{The Paper comes down; it says:Click here to email Stinkoman K}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "SB score" to see Cheataze's new privaleges.
Easter Egg Transcript
{cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad pulls up a menu}
Strong Bad Rewards Omega Diamond Privaleges
- Unlimited access to custom-made crisper drawer
- Channel buttons on remote
- Very own BMW lighter
- Clothes put in wash with others
- Bubs' Really NEW Pizza delivery
- Unlimited access to severe beating of Homestar/Gron Sad
- Trogdor arcade game with no timer
Fun Facts
- The Limozeen video is from best thing.
- This is the first time Stinkoman K kicks Cheataze(he seems to like it).
- "OOOWWW!! Oh, my leg! It's like, my leg! It hurts sooo bad!!!"
- This is based off of Stinkoman's quote from 20x6 vs. 1936.
- This has to be my third longest email to date, second longest being advertisement
- Stinkoman K's email rap is a (real-world)referance to the song "Mambo Number Five".
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