Difference between revisions of "Stinkoman K Emails/ad"

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Overview

Cast(in order of appearance): Stinkoman K, Cheataze, Director, Stinkoman.

Stinkoman K's emails are sent in to be in weekly spamadvertisements.

Transcript

{instead of the normal intro, Stinkoman K is playing Stinkoman 20x6, battling Stlunko.}

STINKOMAN K: Ok, here we go...{grunting as he moves around in the game} Woah! What the-{he dies} WHAT?! Stupid game! I knew I should've fixed this joystick! Here, Cheataze. {hands the joystick down as Cheataze's hand grabs it from below}

CHEATAZE: Mena!

STINKOMAN K: Well, I guess I'll check my email. {closes the game and clicks on "Email"}

subject:ad

S to the T to the Inoman K!
Since you don't get many emails, do you think you
should advertise on TV? You could make one of them
public announces and get a major TV show to sponcer
it. You know, like the ones about how you shouldn't
step in front of trains...
Hoping to see ou on TV,

- Sahaim

{pronounces "ou" as it's spelt}

STINKOMAN K: Oh, hey Sahm! You've been a regular at sending me emails! I should try advertising. Not many people have been emailing me lately...so, let's do it! Cue obviously riped off transition scene!

{cut to the lemon transition scene from the G-Email, Stealing. Then Stinkoman K watching the TV Guide channel.}

STINKOMAN K: Uhh, seen it...boring...not popular...OH! {spots "The Challenge Network"} I'll set my ad here!

{transition to a studio}

STINKOMAN K: {talking to a director} You see, I want to plug in a commercial on this network.

DIRECTOR: Ok, yeh, fine. That'll be $138.75.

STINKOMAN K: WHAT?! Ugh...that's like my entire life savings! Oh, wait...no it isn't! Here you go! {hands the money to the Director}

DIRECTOR: Ok, shooting is in a half an hour.

STINKOMAN K: SWEET!

{a caption pops up and says:}

30 minutes later....

{cut to Stinkoman K in a studio behind a "The Show"-like background.}

CLAPPER GUY: Stinkoman K Emails Ad Take 1. Action!

STINKOMAN K: Hi there, world! I'm Stoingko-oopes.

{cut}

CLAPPER GUY: Take 2. Action!

STINKOMAN K: Hi there, world! ....how do I pronounce this word?

{cut}

STINKOMAN K: WHERE'S MY SODA?! I WANT-oh...

{cut}

STINKOMAN K: Hi there world! I'm Stinkoman K! I'm Stinkoman's brother, and I-{loud fart} Whew! What the heck did I eat?!

{everyone on the set laughs}

{cut}

{cut to the living room. Stinkoman K, Stinkoman, Cheataze, and 1-Up are sitting on the sofa}

STINKOMAN K: Ok, it'll be coming on soon!

STINKOMAN: I hope your riiight!

CHEATAZE: MEH!

{The TV turns to the commercial}

STINKOMAN K ON TV: Hey there, world! I'm Stinkoman K! You may not know me, but I'm Stinkoman's little brother! I check emails on an email show, but I haven't gotten much from you guys...so email me! Just go to this website on the bottom of your screen and email me today!

{words flash at the bottom of the screen saying: "www.stinkomank.com"}

{the commercial ends}

STINKOMAN: Alriiiight!

CHEATAZE: Meda! {high fives Stinkoman K}

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Cheataze being on the floor right underneath Stinkoman K is from room service.
• $138 not being that much money is because Stinkoman K payed much more than that in futuristic weapons.
• This email just barely beat canceled show at 45 lines.

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