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This section of Records Of Bell appears to be written as if it was a script for a TV Show.

News

• I have a case of writer's block! If you have any episode suggestions, please tell me on the talk page!

Information

• All episode names are written like proverbs.
• Seasons have six episodes each, like the British comedy Black Adder.
• All season names are Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention album titles that seem to relate to the seasons themselves(but don't). I will explain the titles, for you may not understand the puns
  • Season 1; Bell meets three new friends. They have a lot in common with him.
  • Season 2; The entire season takes place on a cruise liner.
  • Season 3; Bell and co move to Japan, which is much more advanced.
  • Season 4; Nothing changes. AT ALL.
  • Season 5; This is the third time the cast had to change where they are currently living.

Episodes

• Pilot: Family Reunion

Season 1: The Perfect Stranger

1. Episode 1: The Pain Of Loss Can Drive Even The Most Cold-Hearted Insane
2. Episode 2: When Trashing A Robot, Remember To Destroy It Completely
3. Episode 3: When Dating, Don't Say You Live With Your Mom
4. Episode 4: Never Wikipedia Your Opponent. All The Info Will Be Removed Because Of No Notability
5. Episode 5: It's Best to Get Demon Possessions Checked Out Ahead of Time
6. Episode 6: Never Bring Embarrassments On Cruises With You

Season 2: Cruisin' With Ruben & The Jets

1. Episode 7: Always Retroactively Retcon All Retcons
2. Episode 8: Never Battle The Dead Or The Immortal, Because Either Way You Can't Kill Them
3. Episode 9: Old Concepts Never Die, They Just Disappear
4. Episode 10: Always Make Sure Godmodding Enemies Can't Come Back
5. Episode 11: Never Let A Weak-Hearted "Collins" Read About His Ancestry
6. Episode 12: Never End A Relationship With A Clingy Girlfriend In A Knife Shop

Season 3: Ahead Of Their Time

1. Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring
2. Episode 14: Always Check And Make Sure You Have No Rivals Living There Before You Move
3. Episode 15: No Matter How Many Times You Deny It, His Power Level Is Always Over 9000
4. Episode 16: Never Postpone A Purge Lest There Be A Riot
5. Episode 17: Do Not Keep Feral Forms Of Yourself In The House
6. Episode 18: Always Inform Your Superiors That You're Moving Halfway Across The World Lest They Find You

Season 4: You Are What You Is

1. Episode 19: Never Leave Your Power Suit At Home When Battling Game Enemies
2. Episode 20: Never Get Writer's Block and Stay Home
3. Episode 21: Don't Make Obvious "Fast and Furious" Parodies Lest They End In Shame
4. Episode 22: Soundboards Make the Dumbest of Jokes Seem Like Comedy Gold
5. Episode 23: Maybe I'm the One Who is a Schizophrenic Psycho/Never Try To Talk To Your Own Soul. He's a Total Prick
6. Episode 24: Always Bring A Game Guide With You

Season 5: Civilization Phase III

1. Episode 25: When Making Secondary Main Character-Based Episodes, Choose Them Carefully

Other

• Opening Theme
• Ending Credits