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Spyro email/Sick?
Overview
Spyro mail #3
Hunter takes over the email show.
Cast: (in order of appearance): Spyro, Computer, Hunter
Places: Spyro's Room
Computer: Dragon P. 2.0
Date: October 13, 2005
Number of Lines: 39
Transcript
{Shows Spyro Drinking chocolate milk and apparently trying to talk at the same time. Then he starts to cough}
SPYRO: {coughs 3 times and the 3rd one is a big one} Man, I really got to practice.
Computer: You got mail.
SPYRO: I got mail? Dragon, open mail.
COMPUTER: Yes Hunter.
SPYRO: Umm, Did you just call me Hunter?
COMPUTER: Affirmative.
SPYRO: {Irritated} Ugh. Got to set that. Just open mail. {Mail opens, and he reads mail}
subject: SickHey spy,
Limoman
I noticed that you don't see to get sick all the time? How can you stay so darn healthy
Thanks,
SPYRO: Man, a Homestar not quite email rip-off. {Typing} Well, famous rock stars name rip-off, I do get sick. As a matter of fact, I am sick. I have walking phenomena. I just couldn't resist checking an email- {Hunter pushes Spyro off}
HUNTER: Out of the way, your sick. Ok, It's time to check an email. Computer! Open another email.
COMPUTER: Yes Hunter. {Opens another email.}
subject: whateverHi Hunter,
Purple Dragon
Why did you steal Spyro's computer?
Thanks,
HUNTER: {Reads Email} Wow, this guy already knows I'm Hunter. How quick. {Typing, and you hear Spyro go upstairs} Well Purple Dragon, I decided to take over Spyro's Email show because he was obviously sick. And I like his computer. {You hear Spyro go downstairs} But he's not really sick. He was just sick of people emailing him Homestar rip-off emails. I know that because I can read minds.
{Cuts to the whole room revealing Spyro is on the right of Hunter looking angry}
HUNTER: Ok, folks, until next time, I really hope he says sick again. {Turns to the right} Oh, hehe. Hi, {slowly} I was just setting the security system. Hehe.
SPYRO: {angrily} You knew I wasn't sick.
HUNTER: {Anxiously} Uh, no.
SPYRO: Well then, I guess you won’t be needing {Grabs computer} this!
COMPUTER: {Get's out metal hands with batons in them from the back and starts beating Spyro. Spyro drops the computer and curls up on his side and starts screaming} Minority suspect! Minority suspect! {Get's out a shoe} Danger! He's got a shoe!
HUNTER: {Laughing very evil} Hahahahahaha! Computer, stop! {Computer stops. Spyro gets up looking very angrily} Now then. You can go back to your dumb email. Man I can't believe you got creamed on your 3rd show. {Walks out of the room and goes upstairs}
{Cuts back to the Computer}
SPYRO: {typing} So there you have it Limo, There is sick of emails that have rip-offs, and the Sick-Sick kind. {You hear another computers alarm system, apparently Hunters} I only get sick of rip-offs. Ok until next time, I will get more revenge on Hunter.
{The Paper comes down}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first time Hunter is seen in an email.
- This is the first time that there wasn't any real homestar characters in the email.
Remarks
- Spyro must have a Two-Story house.
Real World References
- Hunter name is a reference to the Spyro the Dragon games.
- When the Computer uses the security system is a reference to an episode of Family Guy
Spyro email |
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1: Dragon Game | 2: Power Origin | 3: Sick? | 4: Freeze Ray | 5: Other Characters | 6: Challenges | 7: DS Cyberspace | 8: Rescue mission | 9: Experiment | 10: Raid | 11: Carnival | 12: Girls | 13: Genealogy | 14: Product | 15: Makeover | 16: Skating Pursuit | 17: Bananas | 18: Subliminal Messages | 19: N00b Language | 20: Hotel | 21: Skydiving | 22: Rhymes | 23: Search Mission | 24: Threats: Part 1 | 25: Threats: Part 3 New! By Length |
Characters |
Spyro | Drake | Stinkoman | 1-Up | Peachy | Bad Boy | Sarah | Hunter | Arielle | Alpha CT | Platinum Poorbt | Head Jaro |
Email Him, Darn You! | </tr>