Spyro email/Experiment

Spyro mail #9 No emails? Well Spyro has to watch Drakes experiment.

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, Drake, CrabTurtle, Mechanic Joe, Joshua (Easter Egg)

Places: Spyro's Room, Useless Junk room, Elevator, Strong Bads Mount rides place USA, Lab

Computer: Dragon P. 2.0

Date: January 13, 2006

Number of Lines: 112

Transcript

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SPYRO: One of things in life that I enjoy, is punching cows. They got what they deserve.

{opens email but there’s nothing there}

SPYRO: What? No email? Strange. But, I have to check emails! I’ll die if I didn’t! Well maybe not.

{Cuts to the whole room. Drake comes in riding a cow}

DRAKE: Hey Spyro. Have you seen my experiment?

SPYRO: No. And I though you punched all the cows.

DRAKE: My boxing gloves broke before I punched the last one. So, I’m using her as my steed. I named her, Melody.

SPYRO: Sounds passionate. So, what’s your experiment?

DRAKE: I will fuse two animals together, and make them talk.

SPYRO: Oh.

DRAKE: {pointing under Spyro’s desk} Oh, there he is. {reaches under the desk and pulls out a turtle} Meet Trevor! {Drake holds him up to Spyro’s head. Trevor bites a few of Spyro’s hairs off}

SPYRO: {reacting} Ow! Trevor bit me! Wait, Trevor? That named has already been used. Trevor the vampire, Trevor the present day Tampo, Trevor-

DRAKE: Look, I couldn’t find a boy name that starts with T.

SPYRO: What about Tarzan?

DRAKE: Look, I name people with an American last name. Not with a Jurassic name.

SPYRO: So, can I check my emails? Someone has got to email me now.

DRAKE: No. Trevor chewed up to modem. You can’t get on the internet or email. {Spyro gives a shocked look} It will be fixed in…{looks at his watch}…never. So, watch my experiment if your bored.

SPYRO: Well frankly, I don’t want to.

DRAKE: To bad. {the floor where Spyro is standing opens}

SPYRO: Ahhhh!

{Cuts to Spyro falling in a enormous metal laboratory with a lot of gizmos and machines spread out in it. Spyro falls and hits the ground doing no damage to Spyro. Drake then comes down in a elevator}

SPYRO: Is this the lab?

DRAKE: No, this is where the useless junk goes.

SPYRO: They look fully functional.

DRAKE: Well they aren’t ok, so shut up.

SPYRO: Well where is the lab? Do I have to fall again?

DRAKE: No, come on the elevator so I can explain it.

{Cuts to a glass elevator with Spyro and Drake in it}

DRAKE: This is a glass elevator. It has floors you can go to, and see through the elevator.

SPYRO: I thought you were going to explain the experiment.

DRAKE: No. When we get there.

{Cuts to a angle where they are looking out of. They stop at a room with a dog in it.}

DRAKE: This is my lab.

{The elevator moves down to a room with a Port-O-Potty in it.}

DRAKE: This is my Lavatory

{The elevator moves down to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory}

DRAKE: And this is my chocolate factory. But you don’t care about that.

{The elevator moves down to the lab. The doors open}

SPYRO: Finally. {Walks out and hits a wall instead because the lab turns out to be a picture of the lab} What the, this isn’t your lab!

DRAKE: No, I don’t want intruders. The lab is under us.

SPYRO: Isn’t this the last floor?

DRAKE: Who said anything about going by elevator?

SPYRO: You did.

DRAKE: Oh yeah. Well, we’ll get there.

{The floor of the elevators open up. Cuts to a light room with a rollercoaster where Spyro and Drake fall in the cart.}

SPYRO: We’re going by rollercoaster?

DRAKE: No, we’re here. The carnival!

{Zooms out and shows Strong Bad’s Mount Rides Place USA. It then zooms in to the cart}

SPYRO: {Shocked} This is your lab?

DRAKE: Well, part of it is. But we need to get there by coaster, so I will cut to my lab while not showing the ride.

{a wall falls out of nowhere from the left of the screen and misses Drake and Spyro}

VOICE: {shouting} Break fourth wall!

DRAKE: {pointing to the space where the wall fell} And there it is!

SPYRO: You just lied about cutting to your lab.

DRAKE: No, to get to the lab, you must break the fourth wall here.

{Cuts to a lab similar to the useless junk room except with a machine with 3 pod chambers hocked up together}

DRAKE: Well we’re here. {Gets out Trevor and a Crab from his pocket, and obediently, they walk to the pods and goes in.} Now, when I press this button, they will fuse together creating a-

SPYRO: {cutting off} Crabturtle.

DRAKE: Yeah. Now, {hitting a button} Fuse!

{The pods fog up}

SPYRO: Weren’t you gonna make them talk?

DRAKE: I’ll do that {A tube comes out to Drake}. Now, {holds up a pill} this pill makes animals talk. But it doesn’t come in Spanish, French, Dutch, Japanese, Chinese, Indian, and all the other languages besides English.

{The machine dings, and the middle pod opens with the fog obscuring what’s inside}

DRAKE: Now, it will now come out speaking English.

{An endless line of turtle shelled crabs dash out of the foggy pod}

SPYRO: What the-

DRAKE: Hmm, there are 2 solutions to this. 1: Reproduction. The chamber pod could have been a time machine, and the only way for the Trevor and the Crab to survive was to reproduce a new species. Then the fusion chamber didn’t work. Or 2: One of the animals stolen DNA from a superhero who could clone.

{Cuts to Spyro’s head who remembers that day when Trevor bit some of Spyro’s hair off. Cuts to the Flashback, and the screen has a fuzzy pink border. It then cuts back where crabturtles are still running amok}

SPYRO: Umm, well, I can clone, and Trevor stole some of my hair, and-

DRAKE: {happily} So the fusion did work.

SPYRO: Yes it did. So, do expect one of these as a pet?

DRAKE: Yes, and I shall keep him here, away from unworthy eyes.

SPYRO: Well, we can’t just keep them running amok, they’ll cause mayhem. So look for the Alpha Crabturtle. He must be different.

{they look around}

SPYRO: I see him!

{Cuts to a Crabturtle with a green shell blending in with the others. Spyro then runs on screen grabbing him}

CRABTURTLE: Hey, hands off buddy.

SPYRO: Listen, you gotta calm down with your clones.

CRABTURTLE: But how will I reproduce?

SPYRO: Well, you could just use up to 15 clones. That way you could still be a high number.

CRABTURTLE: Well…Ok.

DRAKE: {off screen} That was easy. Well lets all go on the elevator back up.

{Cuts to the elevator with Spyro, Drake, and 16 Crabturtles in it}

SPYRO: {angrily} We could of taken a elevator the whole time?

DRAKE: Well, you might want to ask. {Pause, then Drake farts. Everyone starts running around madly screaming, while Drake just stands there.} I don’t see what the fuss is all abou-oh. Now I smell it. I guess the moral here is he who smelt it, dealt it.

{Cuts to Spyro’s room where Spyro and Mechanic Joe are standing}

SPYRO: So you fixed it?

MECHANIC JOE: Yep. I even fully upgraded it to a Dragon P. 3.0.

SPYRO: Wow! You’re my hero M.J!

MECHANIC JOE: Yep. {facing camera} Now remember kids, always eat your veggies, and get good exercise everyday. Don't ask me why I said that, because I already forgot. Mechanic Joe, {flies vertically offscreen} Away! {crashes through the ceiling} Ow.

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the Dragon P. 3.0 to view Joshua talking to Spyro.

JOSHUA: {scowling} Who said you could use Mechanic Joe?

SPYRO: I did.

JOSHUA: And who made Stinkoman Reloaded comics?

SPYRO: You did?

JOSHUA: And who made this email?

SPYRO: I did.

JOSHUA: Well, who makes Tampo email?

SPYRO: What’s your point here?

JOSHUA: That Mechanic Joe is not a Spyro character.

SPYRO: I know. Why are you in my Easter Egg? It’s to long. So I’m ending this not funny Easter Egg.

• Click on Spyro to see the other characters in the show that wern't in the email sitting on the couch. The crabturtles then dash by without anyone noticing. Then they run back carring Stinkomans Power Crunch.

STINKOMAN: Power Crunch senses, vibrating.

1-UP: I want pudding

Fun Facts

Inside References

• Punch a Cow is a HRFWiki Inside joke
• Drake having a cow is a reference to the last email where Bad Boy attracted cows to the house with a cow bell
• Strong Bad’s Mount Rides place USA references the Strong Bad Email “Theme Park”
• Mechanic Joe is from Joshua’s “Stinkoman Reloaded Comics”
• "Don't Ask me why I said it, because I already forgot." is part of the lyrics to "Everybody knows it"

Real World References

• Tarzan was a character from the book “Tarzan of the Apes”
• ”This is my Lab” (dog) is a line from Spongebob Squarepants.
  • ”This is my Chocolate Factory" references Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory which was from the novel “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”

Rating

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